Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Burglar Caught Dirty

WHY WE WIN
"Kwitcher whining and dust, damn you."
Couple make burglar clean their home at gunpoint


“My husband Adrian caught the thief red-handed in our home. And what is even crazier, the man even had my husband’s hat sitting right on his head,” Mrs. McKinnon said.

Mr. McKinnon held suspect Tajuan Bullock at gunpoint and made him sit down until he decided what to do.

“We made this man clean up all the mess he made, piles of stuff, he had thrown out of my drawers and cabinets onto the floor,” Mrs. McKinnon said.

When the police arrived the work-shy burglar had the cheek to complain to them - about having to clean up his mess at gunpoint.

“This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house,” said Mrs McKinnon.

But the police officer laughed at Bullock when he complained and told him that anybody else would have shot him dead.

Joy.

Cal Ripkin President

Ann Preens


The Cal Ripkin President
Are we going to have to hear about this for the next four years? Obama is becoming the Cal Ripken Jr. of presidents, making history every time he suits up for a game. Recently, Obama also became the first African-American president to order a ham sandwich late at night from the White House kitchen! That's going to get old pretty quick.

But as long as the nation is obsessed with historic milestones, is no one going to remark on what a great country it is where a mentally retarded woman can become speaker of the House?

Obama spent more than twice as much time in his historic speech genuflecting to the teachers unions than talking about terrorism, Iraq or Afghanistan. So it was historic only in the sense that Obama is the first African-American president, but was the same old Democratic claptrap in every other respect.

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The Panini, is there anything it can't do?  Three patties of chocolate chip cookie dough cook into one thin, deliciously crispy yum-yum in about 6 minutes flat.

7-11

My New Girlfriend
Ila Mae Bumpucky - One week old

The Muslim's Pork Fat

1,000-plus-page spending bill includes hundreds of pages of earmarks
Here's a teensy sampling from that ocean of  lard
Sloppy Bogus Alert

Congresswoman Barbara Cubin is no longer in the house. I don't know who put that list together, but I do not think that former house members can sponsor earmarks. 
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List deleted as unreliable.


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Storm Clouds
When I viewed this video (below) of Rahm Emmanuel's address to Brady Gun Nuts awhile back, I found it cryptically disturbing. Hence the bookmark. I heard Emmanuel promising that, once elected, Democrats would make sure that terrorists on the "no fly" list would no longer be allowed to own guns, despite what the NRA wants.  Well, duh.  WTF was he talking about?  Since when did the NRA lobby to put guns in the hands of Gitmo eligibles?  That's what democrats do. 

Cloaked in all the gobbledygook, seemingly, was the promise to legislate an expeditious way of placing gun owners on that no fly list, which Ipso Facto puts them in immediate violation.   Given the audacity our current crop of Democrat overseers has shown, nothing would surprise me.  I'm not saying this is it, but it made me revisit the video.  "Domestic violence" is as wispy and pliable a concept as "hate speech."