Sunday, July 26, 2009



Buzz Aldrin punches a ‘troll’

Why Wasn't Buzz Aldrin Arrested For
Assault When He Punched Bart Sibrel?

Answer:bcuz teh 78 yr-old didn't hit him hard enough. if he did they would have given him a medal instead.

page capture

Today's cool gadget.  It beats screen cap [Alt-Prt Scr] because it gets the whole page, not just the visible.  I'm not quite sure how useful this will be to me, but I see a general benefit capturing any statement made by this Administration, since so-far it's 50-50 that it'll be scrubbed soon afterwards.

Manpons,from The Manssiere Co.

Attempted Obama Coup

Inaugural Day Coup Thwarted

I unearthed this unretouched inaugural day photograph of stand-ins the military planned to substitute for the Obamas (upon discovery they were foreign aliens).  The coup was (unfortunately) stopped when an Obama aide noticed "Michelle" was wearing subdued black, and not the traditionally garish ensemble she's known for. 

Nobody else has this story.
Inaugural Gown

Fifth Hole

The 5th Hole

I  discovered, and subsequently named the "Fifth Hole Syndrome" back when I was an avid golfer.  I discovered that if I started drinking schnapps  (the cloyingly sweet fruit booze that was meant only for dates at the drive-in)  about a half hour before teeing-off, I would play like Bobby Jones.   For about 4-5 holes.  Then a relatively quick blood chemistry change took place, and ... you know.  Things would get so bad that I once missed the ball entirely, knocking myself out with the backswing.   I was putting.

I don't play much golf anymore, but I fall prey to the Schnapps siren now and then.  Like yesterday.  After watching the insufferable smarmy John Stewart mock anyone who hasn't gone belly-up on the birth deal, I was going for a knock-out-video  punch - in Dolby Cinerama. A bottle of Peach schnapps, and a veritable PhD thesis worth of documents and facts at my side, this was to be my legacy video.  Then came the par 5 fifth.  I fell asleep watching something on the Hitler Channel.  So, unless I rebound in a hurry, you'll never see the end of this.  Or, the beginning for that matter.

Obama Forever

This has been all over the Honduran and Central American press for more than 24 hours but, as Alberto de la Cruz of Babalu Blog points out, no English speaking wire service or media has picked up on it yet.

Authorities seized several computers used by former president Zelaya that contained "official" results of the constitutional referendum that was never held showing his bid to change the law so that he could run for office again winning easily.

A year ago, it was inconceivable that the POTUSA could fire the CEO of GM. Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

Ask about the companion video "Reelection without the fuss"

Coincidentally, Robert Gibbs was asked about this very matter during his Monday press briefing:

Q Does the President support New York Democrat Congressman Jose Serrano's House joint resolution number five? (Laughter.)

MR. GIBBS: You're going to find I tend to get it mixed up with House joint resolution four and six. So I'd have to, at the conclusion of our time together here today, Lester –

Q That's the repeal of the — wait a minute. It's the repeal of the 22nd Amendment. Does he support this — because Steny Hoyer in 2006 came out in favor of it — does he support the repeal of the 22nd Amendment or not, Robert?

MR. GIBBS: This is to serve more — this is for two terms? Is that the –

Q That's right.

MR. GIBBS: I think the President is firmly in support of an amendment that would limit his time in the presidency to eight years if he's given that awesome responsibility by the American people.
(Rush Limbaugh)

H. J. Res.       5:  Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to repeal the twenty-second...

I'm just saying ...