Wednesday, November 11, 2009

One Nation Under God

Merrily
Tres Interesting, and well done.

Gore,Willy, and Barry

God and the three piss ants
A Fable


Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven...

God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve.  And I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness.  I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Barack. "Barack, what do you believe in?''

Barry replies: "I believe you're in my chair"
Marc Miller

Commie Teams

Corruption as a way of life


 Nobody who watched  will ever forget it.

The U.S. basketball team had never lost an Olympic game in 36 years, but the Soviet Union’s team surprised the Americans in the 1972 Munich Games. With just six seconds left, the USSR was clinging to a one-point lead when American Doug Collins was deliberately fouled.  Collins sank both of his free throws, giving the US. its first lead, 50-49, with three seconds left.

The Soviets inbounded,  but Rooskie coaches walked out onto the floor - a technical foul.   One second showed on the clock.

But, what's this? 

The clock was set back to 3 seconds? Soviet ball!

Once again they inbound, and take a desperate shot that falls short as time expires. 

But, what's this? 

Officials yet again reset the clock to three seconds?!?  A length of the court pass goes to Soviet star Sasha Belov, who charges  past two defenders to score at the buzzer.  This time, it's over. You can watch the final three minutes here, if you can stand it. It was for me a practical demonstration of how a predatory power can and will, if it controls the right officials, practice prestidigitation of that transparency at will.

Here's a scene from what I will suggest are spawn of that bankrupt system, today's Democrat party. Not as dramatic as their recent Al Franken miracle shot perhaps, but an example of  pervasive decay and stench from this ... this  Obamacy.

Spitzer to Deliver Harvard Lecture on Ethics?

The former New York governor will be giving a lecture tomorrow at Harvard's Edmond J. Safra Foundation Center for Ethics. The talk is titled "From Ayn Rand to Ken Feinberg – How Quickly the Paradigm Shifts. What Should be the Rationale for Government Participation in the Market?"

It's unclear whether Spitzer will be paid by the hour or simply given a flat fee for services rendered. [Weekly Standard Blog]

Sheesh.

The Warrior Song

Warriors in Cinerama
 
Juice

Horry Clap - This is cosmic

Here's yur hate speech

This guy is the N Word
 

Lionel McIntyre- racist

 I get to do this rant every four years, which is prolly how long it's been.  Anyone who's been around C&S for very long knows how much I despise political correctness.  D-E-S-P-I-S-E.  That goes for its practitioners. Numb nutted pussies, all. But to the quick.  I don't often utter the word nigger for these reasons only.
  1. I would be immediately branded as being from the uneducated lower classes, an insult to my parents who did everything possible to see me educated.
  2. It's offensive to many people, thus impolite.
Actually the term is a derivative of the Southern drawled  "nigra" for Negro., which soon became "nigger."  So that's a whole different thing from calling a Jew, "kike," or "sheeney," both of which were meant to disparage.  My Chicago blue collar neighborhood upbringing left me entirely comfortable using the words dago, spick, wop, mick, and Polack ("so two Dagos walk into a bar").  My kids were not raised in that environment, and are not comfortable with those epithets. Fine.  Of course use of any word, with the wrong inflection, is a fighting word.
  • "So, Dougy, is your mommy letting you go to the game? [Whack!]
  • "So, Dougy, is your mommy letting you go to the game? [No, I wet the bed again]
.I hope that explains how I feel, because if it is ever appropriate to call someone a nigger, it would be this guy.  To his face. Because he is a racist MFCS, and I mean to offend and infuriate him.  .

Harry Reid - waxed

Ghack! of the day.
"Senator Beau Biden"


TPM's 2010 Senate Low-Down: Who's In Trouble And Who's Not  appears to do a bit of whistling past the graveyard, but gets caught up in reality.

Looking ahead to the 2010 Senate races, when Democrats hope to expand their 60-seat supermajority and Republicans want to chip away at it, there are a whole bunch of competitive races on each side -- and with no immediately obvious sure bets for which seats might flip, a whole lot could happen.

A lot will depend on the national environment. In marginal cases, whether it's a Democratic or Republican year, and the extent of this, can make the difference for the candidates involved, and likely made the difference in some of those close races in 2004, 2006 and 2008.

See if you can find any way Obamacrats gain of even one seat.  Near certain dead ducks include, Harry Reid, Arlen Specter, & Chris Dodd.  Blanche Lincoln ain't looking so good either.  There are no for certain Republican losses. Plus, unfortunately for Democrats (and us!), the outlook on every front for 2010 is at best dire.  I think Republicans should  "nationalize" these elections under the umbrella, "We promise to impeach and convict Barack Obama if elected, and follow immediately with Biden."  America is verging on wanting these guys strung up.

Gangster Gummint

Meet Your Gummint
 Today: Valerie Jarret

Veteran's Day Thank You

A card pour vous
 Chrissie sent me this HallMark E-card, and I'm passing it on to you.

Our crappy times

In Passing
 Living Large In Obamaland



Another Good Reason to Use a Mac.
Sloppy PC security leads to people being framed as downloading child porn. Of course, if you are a pedophile, you want to use a Windows machine so you have the handy, “a hacker did it!” excuse.

The UN vs. Anne Bayefsky
Anne Bayefsky stepped to the open microphone. After a short two minutes, four UN security guards surrounded her, confiscated her UN pass, and accompanied her to the UN security office.

Challenge To GlennBeck​RapedAnd​Murdered​AYoungGirl​In1990.com Loses WIPO Dispute
It looks like BarryObamaNotOnlyGotABlowjobFromLarrySinclairHeReturnedInKind.com is a go.

How close are we to a foreign missile attack?

For those whom the words "President Obama" is not an answer, it looks like 33 minutes.

Clue to Obama - Today is not Memorial Day

'Antarctica's Ice Loss Helps Offset Global Warming'
You can't make this stuff up
 The Obama economy is so bad...that Saturday Night Live is thinking about telling an Obama joke.

Grouchy Old Men, Ole!

shitmydadsays


 In a comment Jack said Rodger, You'll love these quotes, then: http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Indeed I do Jack.
"You look just like Stephen Hawking...Relax, I meant like a non-paralyzed version of him. Feel better?... Fine. Forget I said it."

"You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."


"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."

"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."

"I need to change clothes? Wow. That's big talk coming from someone who looks like they robbed a Mervyn's."

"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."

"You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time."

"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked."

"Son, people will always try and f__k you. Don't waste your life planning for a f___ing, just be alert when your pants are down."

"I wouldn't worry about money...No, it has a lot to do with happiness, I just meant YOU shouldn't worry, cause you'd just piss it away."

"Don't listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the pussy, son."

"I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing f___ing makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' f___ing umbrella in it"