Monday, January 18, 2010

Paging Jules

Here's your Bible Passage ...
 And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers ... 

Boned Jello

I'm in the final stages of my second bout of Hiney Flu this season. It's what happens when you're around ankle biters. This stage is where you're lackadaisical, not motivated, don't give a ratsass, and are easily put out of sorts.  The Martha Moxley Moakley COAKLEY! story can only keep spirits up so long ( I get confused with Kennedy involvement in "Massachusetts woman getting killed" stories.) .  Especially with flotsam  like this bobbing about in the sea of crap we call news.

U.S. Military Weapons Inscribed With Secret 'Jesus' Bible Codes

Three crack ABC reporters,  Joseph Rhee, Tahman Bradly and Brian Ross,  scoped this one out. Three!  That's more than 25% of the media resources the AP assigned to the critical "fact-check" of Sarah Palin's book, fer chrisake!  Here's the scandal. 

A company with a military contract stamps what ABC calls "secret Jesus code," as the hardware's part number. See that 32JN8:12 up there?  That's it.

U.S. military rules specifically prohibit the proselytizing of any religion in Iraq or Afghanistan ...

You have to be one sorry-ass loser to make a Nightline special out of this.  Hell, ABC has a goddamn slide show .  

I KNOW I'm not even close to being the only person reminded of another Biblical passage, a variation of Ezekiel 25:17, by this story.   Yeah,  JulesClick-click.

8 comments:

pdwalker said...

Bloody Hell! What a bunch of losers to even think this is an issue.

It's one hell of a stretch from an obscure number to "proselytizing"

Assholes.

Anonymous said...

Amen.

Casca

Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

Finding a fresh jawbone of an ass, he grabbed it and struck down a thousand men. Then Samson said,

'With an ass's jawbone, I have made asses of them. With an ass's jawbone, I have killed a thousand men.' -Judges 15:15-16

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Imagine what Samson could have done with an M4 Carbine and a Trijicon ACOG 'Jesus Code' sight.

Click-click

Rat-a-tat-tat

Anonymous said...

And in this breathless reporting by ABC, Toyota finishes prototyping of the Deathmobile from Animal House and takes it into production:

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/RunawayToyotas/slideshow?id=8978778

Anonymous said...

THAT's IT! I'm buying an ACOG!


Gonna have to find a good smiting verse "a secret Jesus code" to put on my holsters as well.
Shmucks;
"It allows the Mujahedeen, the Taliban, al Qaeda and the insurrectionists and jihadists to claim they're being shot by Jesus rifles," To this I say HOOYAA!
RAK

Anonymous said...

In reality that scope is made by ACOG (The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists). So their being taken out by an instrument to look up vaginas.

BruHa said...

Give me a friggen break. Whats next? No "Cross" hair reticle?

Anonymous said...

Okay, as long as we are discussing favorite scriptures...

The Prophet is Elisha, one of the heavy weights of the Bible.

2kings 2:23-24
And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

This and the talking donkey are great scriptures. If I were going to put a scripture on a gun I would put 1kings 18:21-40 When Elijah proved Baal was a false god and reigned down fire, then slew the false prophets of Baal.

THor~
III

THor~
III

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