Thursday, June 10, 2010

30 years hence

Lunch at the Lake Shore Club

Boned Jello

A woman caller to Hannity's radio show yesterday told this joke (I'm paraphrasing).

A group of women who remained friends since their school days, were all turning the BIG 5-0.  They decided to celebrate by having lunch at the Lake Shore Club, because they heard the waiters were hot.

Ten years later, at 60, the ladies decided to again have lunch at the Lake Shore Club, because the food was good.

At 70, they had lunch at the Lake Shore Club, because it was handicap accessible.

Ten years later, the octogenarians decided to lunch at the Lake Shore Club,  because they'd never been there before.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Three crusty old retired Navy Aircrewman were walking down the sidewalk when one says "Windy, aint it?" The second says "No, it's Thursday." The thirds says "Me too, let's get a beer."
Tim

JMcD said...

I always called those devices "holdsumfumfloppin" til I found out the actual name was "bustenhalter"

JMcD said...

Chinese friend of mine used to make me laugh when he called the device a "boo-yah".

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