Saturday, July 17, 2010

Taking an axe to Maggie

Streep in Thatcher Role

Boned Jello

With fresh  syphilitic sores applied, actress Meryl Streep is set to play Baroness Margaret Thatcher in the upcoming film.   "I'm really looking forward to this," said the actress.  "Did you know that her first name is Margaret, and 'Lady' is just a title, like "His Majesty" Paul McCartney?   Miss Streep stated categorically that the movie will not attempt to make 'political hay, even though she was friends with Reagan.  "But, oh-my,   Good Jesus Christ, right, wotever were the blewdy British blokes finkin'?" asked Miss Streep, using her in-character Cockney accent.


7/17/2010 09:43:00 PM 2 Comments

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Anonymous said...

streep wouldn't make corn in Thatchers sh_t

george

7/17/10, 10:53 PM
Juice said...

Ignorant Bitch.
yeah. I went there. sorry.
Wouldn't understand honor and integrity... so .... consider the source? Couldn't hold a kernel to Thatcher. yep, george

7/17/10, 11:58 PM

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