Uday and Jong un

North Korean football team shamed in six-hour public inquiry over World Cup

“ North Korea's football team has been shamed in a six-hour public inquisition and the team's coach has been accused of "betraying" the reclusive leader's heir apparent following their failure at the World Cup, according to reports. ”

I couldn't help but notice the parallel between the spoiled offspring of the murderous Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong Il, and the soccer teams they vicariously live(d) through. History tells us that chances are pretty good that Kim Jong-un will undergo face surgery similar to Uday's.  Today would be a good time.