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Friday, August 27, 2010
3 comments:
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JMcD said...
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James F. Reed:
Well soon all 32 members of the Reed and Donner families will be beyond Truckee Lake at the Mountain pass, then on down into California....Whoopee and howdy!
We'll soon be living on milk and honey!....Hallelujah! -
8/27/10, 7:36 PM
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Anonymous said...
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George Donner:
I'm getting a bit hungry... -
8/27/10, 10:38 PM
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Alear said...
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George Washington: It's Christmas, time for grog and warm socks.
Tommy Paine: These are the times that try men's souls; the summer soldier blah blah blah
GW: Hah hah, I remember that time when Martha was away, taught Mrs. Paine what round the Maypole really meant.
John Glover: I'm here, Gen'ral. A semen from Marblehead. SEAMAN I meant, dam ipod, no backspace.
GW: k, The password is "Victory or Death".
GW: The Sullivan column take River Road from Bear Tavern to Trenton.
General Sullivan: yar sar, we're gonna own that tavern, all day, yessar.
GW: Sully don't drink any grog, needed for me ^H^H my men.
GS: Ho boyos, Martha's hubby there uses Linux 0.005. LOL.
GW: Sully ya dick I'm throwing this stone across the Delaware now. I desire it hits ye
GS: Yar Yar Yar, hit this hefty wench in'ch d arse, give 'er some oomph.
GW: Where're the Huns? HuH?
GS: Got your Hun right here, taking a walk on the wild side.
GW: Colonel Cadwalader, dead Sully, if you can keep from falling into the water, ya putz.
CC: gurgle
GW: Morons, surrounded by. Governour Christie, you around?
Governour Christie: Sir, SEIU and NJEA near. Thought you wanted them deaded?
GW: Not just yet, fatso. Bring ya palette and paint me, liven it up, make this look like a real river.
Governour: To da moon, George, to da moon ...
HUNS: Woot, Absentee ballots. Ve luf aufschattenzeinherheimer.
GW: I will invade New Jersay and kill Germans. Or else, the name Washington shall never be spoke upon Earth again. Ever. I mean it.
Alear: Hrmmmm....... -
8/27/10, 11:13 PM
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