Friday, October 29, 2010

Blog Speed Trap

Toll Booth Blogging
Boned Jello
Awright youse freeloading sumbitches!  We allow only one free read per visitor. We are currently gathering IPs and computer info on persistent intruders who refuse to buy subscription and are engaging in a theft of services. We have engaged an attorney who will be doing a bulk subpoena demand on each ISP involved, particularly Verizon Droids, Frontier and Road Runner, and will then pursue individual legal actions. And youse what are here just to individually freelaod - you got 11 seconds ... which you have now used up.  What? Yur still here?  My attorney J. Reno Esq. will be contacting you.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmmm, if multiple people read the site in an office they will all have the same IP address.
Most IP addresses change if you cycle the modem.

Not a really good way of doing things.

idahohunter said...

Chech is in the mail, and I wont..

Anonymous said...

They want me to pay for access to the droolings of the local news wienies? That's a laugh. They should pay me for taking up my time.
GrinfilledCelt

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