Showing posts with label Something WTF?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Something WTF?. Show all posts

Thursday, September 06, 2018

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... WTF?




 







You may remember that I've been using LibraVox audio books to help me calm down after a day of  gritting teeth over the Left's intent to push their civil war into something hot After "The Art of Public Speaking," we rolled onto the next book ... Ahem. I did not gently waft into calm place.
How to fuck a woman's brains out.

Monday, December 04, 2017

Billy Kushner?




 












1 – Kushner would create a Palestinian state despite the current Palestinian “unity government” with Hamas terrorists.

Huh? Well that got my attention

2 – Kushner is dangerously conditioning a larger Arab-Israel peace with the creation of a Palestinian state.
3 – Kushner pushed the Palestinian propaganda lie that the so-called Israeli Palestinian conflict is at the center of driving regional instability.
4 – Kushner’s “peace” drive promotes the fiction that the Palestinian Authority is a partner for peace.
5 – Kushner’s plan to create a Palestinian state would harm U.S. national security interests.
6 – Kushner scandalously drew moral equivalencies between Israel and the PA.

Okay Skoonj, you could have stopped after #1.  Is this guy Trump's Billy Carter?

Monday, November 21, 2016

Blocked for your protection ...




I MAD AS HELL!
  .                       ..

Vas ist los?

After posting "What is meant by the modern term referred to as ‘POLITICAL CORRECTNESSS’..", I sent an e-mail to she who sent it to me. MoSup.  To tell her it was bogus. This is what I got (using G-Mail)



And, for those offering advice on "I'm  MAD AS HELL!," re: Windows 10 refusing to recognize Irfan View's search program (Did I mention that?  Whoops.  No, I did not). But ...

  • "Sideload Apps" and "Developer" had nothing!
  • And,  Win MS have stripped away the "Open with..." option;
  • And will not let me select a Irfan Vu option.
And, I had previously reloaded the latest Irfan Vu package, and it worked ... for a short while.  And then it didn't.  Another reinstall wouldn't let me "search" at all.  And...I'm way past caring enought to grapple with using UNIX, or any other alternative.  MFCS!

Friday, April 29, 2016

Smoking Scorpions

                        
  Rancid Culture                       


                    
“I started scorpion smoking in the mid-'60s,” recalls 74-year-old Sohbat Khan.

It was during General Ayub Khan’s era, and Khan was only 20 years old. He would frequent the famous Jalil Kabab house in Peshawar, which is how he met the vendor who sold scorpions worth Re 1 or Rs 2 right next to the eatery. The men got their supply from the Matani area, which is rich in scorpions because of its insufferably hot weather.

Khan says he has quit smoking scorpions. His eyes are sunken from years of addiction, and his pale face and hollow cheeks betray a dependence on opium. “Nasha pa nasha khatmege,” he says, smiling – some drugs are beaten by other drugs.

His addiction to opium doesn’t bother him as much. Khan says opium’s affects are far safer than scorpion smoking. He knows his body is too old to bear the high, but there are days he still feels the pull. [Full]
Wait until San Francisco reads about this.

Friday, April 15, 2016



Friday, March 13, 2015

Penis News











This is insane.  I'm sure they could have found a donor penis that was at least big enough to see without a microscope if they cared.  Pricks.

Monday, January 05, 2015

Cristiano Ronaldo's Huge Penis


 


 Cristiano Ronaldo's statue has a huge erection and he approves

Huge Erection?
The author is evidently a very inexperienced girl, and a virgin.

But wait!
The author's name is Jim Buzinski?

Monday, September 29, 2014

White House fired on

The Humanity              



The Secret Service Ignored Shots Fired Into the White House Residence When Sasha Obama Was Home






At least 7 bullets hit the upstairs residence of the White House. Bullets hit steps from the First Family’s living room, others hit a window frame, the roof. All while Sasha and the First Lady’s mom were in residence and as Malia was expected home at any moment.

“ The gunman parked his black Honda directly south of the White House, in the dark of a November night, in a closed lane of Constitution Avenue. He pointed his semiautomatic rifle out of the passenger window, aimed directly at the home of the president of the United States, and pulled the trigger. A bullet smashed a window on the second floor, just steps from the first family’s formal living room. Another lodged in a window frame, and more pinged off the roof, sending bits of wood and concrete to the ground. At least seven bullets struck the upstairs residence of the White House, flying some 700 yards across the South Lawn. President Obama and his wife were out of town on that evening of Nov. 11, 2011, but their younger daughter, Sasha, and Michelle Obama’s mother, Marian Robinson, were inside, while older daughter Malia was expected back any moment from an outing with friends. ’”
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At least 7 bullets hit the residence.   In 2011  Did you know about this?


Saturday, September 20, 2014

But his heart is ... white?




A Redskin fan too?


Thursday, June 19, 2014

Romney 2016! WTF!

Remember that parallel universe where Al Gore is President of the United States; Elvis Presley is still alive; O.J. Simpson is NFL commissioner and  Barack Obama has an American birth certificate?


 

Monday, May 19, 2014

Breath of Life

Oh My




Saturday, April 26, 2014

Pink Door Handle?

"I have a question"-mark miller




Monday, December 30, 2013

Vaginal Knitting?

Oh My



Damn cat's all over me

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Meth Lab Toy WTF?






Toy company creates 'crystal meth lab' for children
500-part set has all the drugs paraphernalia used in hit American series



What is this "hit American series?"  Another Pillar of salt.  Mind boggling in an age where no mind should be capable of being further boggled.

* Distribution set only available in selected areas.



Friday, June 14, 2013

pot and kettle

Oh My




Saturday, December 22, 2012

Ellen DeGeneres Stretching Things

What I Saw                               
  
I am not making this up
(Surfing Channels)

Res Ipsa Loquitor

Even though Ellen is pretty cute, you know hers ain't been used much in the normal, you know, way.  So why go and stretch things?  Course I don't know what lesbians do, so I'm not one to talk. Where the hell is Helly when I need her? HELLY!


Monday, October 08, 2012

Mannequin WTF?

Must Eat Brains             
Something WTF?



The natural breast mannequin I can see; or at least I've gotten used to seeing the nipple as a fashion accessories over the years (I thought it scandalous at the time).  But, this (rollover)?   Japan,yes; they're just bananas with everything.  But Korea? What in heaven's name is the rationale for pubed mannequins? 


Wednesday, August 15, 2012

2 winners and Bull-Tit-Anus

Sigh
Res Ipsa Loquitor

Friday, July 27, 2012

Make mine Poopsi


Make mine Poopsy


thoR sent me this link that misidentifies an Iraqi Pepsi-Cola bottling plant as being Indian.  You'd think that Pepsico had no idea this was going on, but then Pepsi's president once likened the United States to "a middle finger," so anything is possible. 



Sunday, July 08, 2012

Inside Scientology's Scrotum



Inside Scientology's Scrotum

Res Ipsa Loquitor

Given that Katie Holmes had reportedly just ended her marriage amid fears Tom Cruise planned to send their daughter Suri to Clearwater – known to Scientologists as ‘Land Flag Base’ – my curiosity was piqued and we decided to go along. [full fun]

My interest in Scientology goes back to 1991, when Time Magazine published a rare article about them, and especially their teaming up with Ralph Nader to suppress the sale of Prozac.  Rare because the "church" would spend whatever it took to fight any criticism.  If you spoke negatively using the fledgling internet, for instance,  you'd most likely find police at your door with a court order to seize your computer and  floppy disks. 

Founder, and science fiction writer L/Ron Hubbard harbored "long harbored a profound and obsessive hatred for psychiatrists"  They also see pharmaceutical companies and doctors as competition.  Ralph Nader sold "lawsuit kits" to tort lawyers, and laid the groundwork for myriad suits, including Prozac.

Scientology, Islam, and the Italian Mafia  share the common trait of treating apostates as mortal  enemies.  Unlike the others, Scientology is a comic opera bizarre.  I mean that in the good way.