Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Ellen DeGeneres Stretching Things

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Ellen DeGeneres Stretching Things

What I Saw

I am not making this up
(Surfing Channels)

Even though Ellen is pretty cute, you know hers ain't been used much in the normal, you know, way. So why go and stretch things? Course I don't know what lesbians do, so I'm not one to talk. Where the hell is Helly when I need her? HELLY!

Rodger the Real King of France 12/22/2012 02:53:00 PM 8 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

8 comments:

Helly said...: "So why go and stretch things?"

Gotcha covered, Rodge. I understand how puzzling lady parts must be for you, so consider first that this is a class for breeders, not Lesbians. These poor women have to cope with 2-way traffic. By "reduce stress" I think they mean "reduce tearing and excruciating pain." Let's do the math.

Two centimeter diameter penis = no problem. Ten centimeter diameter baby head = 5X problem. Solution: Prophylactic perineal stretching.

BTW, I am not a Lesbian. My wife is a Lesbian, so I try to be accommodating.; 12/22/12, 5:55 PM
BlogDog said...: As George Thorogood sang: Take it easy baby don't you give me no lip!; 12/22/12, 7:02 PM
Anonymous said...: Those things snap right back. Like I said, if you could wear 'em out, you would see 'em in the junk yard.
Tim; 12/22/12, 7:18 PM
mostlycajun said...: Three words, Rodge...

Black & Decker pecker.

MC; 12/22/12, 9:17 PM
Anonymous said...: I think I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.; 12/23/12, 6:14 AM
Anonymous said...: Tim, the "junkyard"for those are called bars.; 12/23/12, 8:45 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Helly, you're bi?; 12/23/12, 12:18 PM
Anonymous said...: "So why go and stretch things?"

It's for the BASE jumpers.; 12/23/12, 2:58 PM

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Ellen DeGeneres Stretching Things

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