Friday, October 15, 2010

An Observation

My wife's younger friends are aways asking, "Rodge, what is it you notice first in a woman?"
Boned Jello

In this instance I noticed, in descending order:
  1. She's married
  2. She has nice nails
  3. Apparently has a hickey visible just over the bodice  ...
  4. ... which means she's having an affair.
  5. She's fashionable
  6. Has clean hair
  7. Is holding the pistol properly

10 comments:

Arch said...

In order of noticing:

1. Nice cleavage
2. 1911
3. Pinstripes. They look great on a curvy woman.

Anonymous said...

....and she's left handed, or ambidextrous.
Dorsey Gillman

Anonymous said...

A similar question is, "What is the most important thing about a woman during sex?". Breasts? Buttocks? etc. Nope, the correct answer is, ENTHUSIASM!

DougM said...

Her husband trusts her with a 1911.
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Anonymous said...

I agree w/ Arch!

Wv pormo! :-) Yep Gun Pormo USA UAS USA!
RAK

Anonymous said...

You're right. There is a 1911 in the photo.
Tim

Anonymous said...

Looks like my Girl , and my Gun ! Mines a 1st year .38 Super though ! Divorce has been GOOD to me ! SMIBSID

Anonymous said...

#2 freckles
GrinfilledCelt

pdwalker said...

and her pistol matches her warddrobe

Cheesy said...

Proper gun handling.

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