Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Just leave it alone dammit.

Metaphorically Speaking

As is my wont, I have EWTN's morning mass playing on the telly.  The broadcast comes from someplace in Alabama, and this morning the sound of pelting rain was obvious enough that the priest acknowledged the horrific rainstorm outside.  A feeling of warmth spread over me with this nod to real stuff being allowed to  manifest itself in a medium that's usually uber controlled.  Maybe you had to be there.
While mass continued, I was perusing the web and happened upon the "Breast Man."  Wow, talk about my worlds colliding.  But what a striking metaphor for, say, trying to repair Obamacare instead just deleting the whole thing (see  post below).  Dr. Garth Fisher's specialty is breast enhancement.  But wait, give him credit.  He eschews the rubber balloon look in favor of the classic ski slop, or teardrop look.  Clap clap clap. But it's the mug shots that give him away as an ersatz creator.  Bruce Jenner came in with a botched plastic surgery; Dr. Fisher, IMO, made him even more hideous.  For this he's called the Michelangelo of the Plastic face? 

Except in cases of accident trauma, or birth defects, God's original blueprint is always better.  Always.  (Well, this is pretty good)


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2 comments:

Chuck Martel said...

The Lord be with you.

Anonymous said...

Fisher Breasts©, just classic. And what the hell was that in the last minute of the report?

olds-mo-william

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