Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Messy Desks

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Messy Desks

A Fine Retort

I cleaned it last week so it's not too bad

Let me guess. Half of you have had these words hurled your way.

"No wonder you didn't/can't/never [ ____ fill in ______ ], with a messy desk like that!"

I thought so. Cut on the dotted line, and pin to the wall over your desk

You're welcome

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Rodger the Real King of France 11/17/2010 11:19:00 AM 17 Comments

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17 comments:

Anonymous said...: didn't realize he had any to numb
george
wv:enoci (plural for eunuch?); 11/17/10, 12:17 PM
Juice said...: Too awesome! :)
Hey, Timmah~ that looks like your desk.; 11/17/10, 12:24 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: who has your messy desk? You or Mr. Juice?; 11/17/10, 12:26 PM
Anonymous said...: Thank you Rodger, we're in great company.
RAK; 11/17/10, 12:40 PM
BobG said...: What did Bill Clinton's desk look like? We know what was going on under it...; 11/17/10, 12:51 PM
Anonymous said...: Where I used to work, we had a roving herd of clean nazis that walked around from cube to cube looking for poltroons and scalawags and in lieu of same they wrote up messy desks. I always had to at least have it ok - not as good as numb nuts but, at least you could see the surface - most of the time.

This montage is priceless! I love it!!!!

Bolivar; 11/17/10, 12:54 PM
Anonymous said...: Rodger, just sent you an email I thought you might like to adapt or use. You are welcome!

Bolivar; 11/17/10, 1:05 PM
Anonymous said...: Thanks Juice, I'm touched you remember. A neat desk is a sign of empty head. And never confuse neatness and organization.
Tim; 11/17/10, 2:01 PM
Juice said...: Well, my comment was toward Tim W. whose computer desk looks like yours. But, honestly, between me or Mr. Juice it would have to be...a TIE! omg, we're so messy. And yet. We know where stuff is, eh?; 11/17/10, 2:02 PM
Anonymous said...: Mrs Juice is being so nice, it sounds like there is a foot massage in her future.

Mr. Juice; 11/17/10, 2:03 PM
Juice said...: @Tim,
Case in point, numb nuts. Empty desk top empty head.; 11/17/10, 2:05 PM
Juice said...: BTW, William F. Buckley's desk! Hory clap! The messier the brainier?

No effing way WV: swiness! ;D; 11/17/10, 2:08 PM
rwnutjob said...: I just printed this and put it on the desk of the High Priestess of the Church of Anal Retention. Hell, I didn't need sex this month anyway.; 11/17/10, 2:42 PM
Anonymous said...: ?? You need 2 for sex?; 11/17/10, 2:45 PM
Anonymous said...: As a salty Captain in Okinawa, the Battalion XO decided to hold an unannounced inspection of the officer's quarters. Mine were easily the most disasterous as I am a failed housekeeper. When he brought the state of my quarters to my attention, I pointed out that if he didn't want to be offended, he probably shouldn't go there.

Casca; 11/17/10, 5:02 PM
Anonymous said...: A clean desk is the sign of a diseased mind.

MAJ Mike; 11/17/10, 5:58 PM
DougT said...: Cluttered desk, cluttered mind.
Empty desk, empty mind.
Foreign-born desk, . . .; 11/17/10, 10:20 PM

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