Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Obamacy Jokes

Invoking Alinsky '5'
Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It’s hard to counterattack ridicule, and it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.
Letterman: Vice President Joe Bidens birthday party was over the weekend. President Obama was so excited he asked Biden to attend in his place.

Leno: Tough decision for President Obama this week: Pardon the turkey or Democrat Rep. Charlie Rangel.

Leno: House Democrats just elected Nancy Pelosi as their minority leader for the new Congress. Why mess with success, right?
Conan: Levi Johnston says he’s not going to do any more interviews. Says he’s already used all the words he knows.

Leno: Michelle Obama announces her plan to install 6,000 salad bars at schools across the nation. They expect as many as three students to use them.

Letterman: In these times you know you’re having a bad day when your body scan at the airport gets the guards laughing.

Conan: Oprah Winfrey is reportedly considering buying a property in New Jersey. The property is called, “New Jersey.”
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fallon: What is going on these days? George W. Bush writes a 500-page memoir and Obama publishes a kids coloring book.

o-m-w

DaveInFLa said...

"If a high school kid can stow away, unnoticed, in the wheel well of a commercial airliner, there is certainly no need for TSA to continue scanning and searching old ladies in the airport terminals."...

Comment by a reader to an online story about a boy possibly falling from an aircraft wheel well in Boston.

toadold said...

Notice how the Main Stream (Marxists) avoid any comparisons or comments about how El Al (Israels Airline) screens passenger's. They use profiling by a private company and it works.

Anonymous said...

I sate my inner Alinsky by noting that Michelle Obama's "Best Dressed" ass is SO big that Tina Fey can see it from her backyard.

Laurence

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