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Monday, December 13, 2010
3 comments:
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bocopro said...
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Some time in 2011
The new Republican-dominated Congress makes several attempts to repeal Obama’s highly touted health-care program, and several states generate lawsuits declaring much of it basically unconstitutional and therefore not binding to their citizens.
The still-Democratic Senate hesitates and remains indecisive on whether to send legislation to the President which would effectively annul and abolish what Obama, Reid, Pelosi, and other Progressives had pushed so hard to get into law.
Meantime, the pressure of the job for which he was so splendidly unqualified begins to get to the Post Turtle, and he experiences increasing anxiety attacks and heart arrhythmia for which doctors prescribe medications which give him chronic constipation.
Unable to get legislation repealing Obamacare, the House falls back on its control of spending and refuses to fund major provisions in the system, effectively bringing it to a complete stop, increasing the Post Turtle’s anxiety and tightening his sphinctre even more.
His personal physician recommends he undergo tests at Walter Reed Army Hospital to determine a course of treatment to ease the pressure on his colon as well as his mind. The initial examination suggests immediate enema and colonic irrigation.
As he lies in bed waiting for the team to arrive and commence the remedy that he has begun to look forward to, three no-nonsense-looking women in military uniforms covered by white smocks enter the room. The senior one, an Army colonel who has seen duty in both Iraq and Afghanistan addresses him:
“Mr. Obama, as you know, Congress is working hard in these economically troubled times to cut back on spending and reduce the deficit. Their across-the-board cuts have affected the military especially hard, and one area particularly curtailed has been the enema and colonic irrigation procedures prescribed in your case. So what we’re going to do instead is slap the shit out of you.” -
12/13/10, 4:53 PM
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Anonymous said...
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How poetic!! I think you should write for obummer....it might at least not bore me to death!! Everybody needs a yuck from time to time.
Bolivar -
12/13/10, 7:56 PM
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Jim - PRS said...
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His constipation problem would be solved if he were to pull his head out of his ass.
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12/13/10, 8:13 PM
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