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Friday, December 03, 2010
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Anonymous said...
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Waiting for Obama.
oy vey ole' -
12/3/10, 7:15 PM
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Anonymous said...
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In response to the "Cablegate" scandal - the release of a quarter-million classified State Department documents by WikiLeaks - the US Government announced today that henceforth all Top Secret government documents will be placed in an "ultimate" secure location.
"This location is so secure that even people with the highest of clearances cannot gain access," said R.J. Finklestein, Director of the Federal Document Classification Agency (FDCA) in a press release today.
All classified documents, Mr. Finklestein announced, will now be stored at the same location storing Barack Hussein Obama's Birth Certificate, College Transcripts, SSN applications, and off-shore campaign contributors list.
"Using our Ultimate Secure Location, we are quite sure that WikiLeaks will never be able to access any more classified documents," noted the FDCA director, "nor will anyone else." -
12/3/10, 7:32 PM
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Juice said...
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Obamanition for Crème Brûlée: arugula
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12/4/10, 11:20 AM
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