Friday, April 23, 2010

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Obama Bullshit Bingo


Boned Jello

Rules for Bullshit Bingo:
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo"
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!" [or
Shout out “PELOSI” (means the same thing)]

Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:

"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston

"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D.,   Florida

"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City

“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours."

Hucker

Bic Pen Stunt

Arizona 1 - Everyone else 0

UPDATED
Ariz. governor signs tough immigration law
Relax Obama, they're after illegal Messicans

Boned Jello

"The sweeping legislation makes it a crime under state law to be in the country illegally" .Think about that redundancy, and you know it's high time.  I desperately want Arizona to stand by this righteous law, even if Obamunists decree it "unconstitutional."  Then we'll get to brass  ... . 
UPDATE
Roll Call
April 23, 2010, 7:20 p.m.

The Democratic leaders of both chambers on Friday blasted a newly signed Arizona immigration law, saying the measure underscored the need for comprehensive immigration reform.

Who writes this stuff, Jonathon Swift?


Today's poop

New Meaning To The Phrase “Eat S__t”


Boned Jello

I was riding about the countryside and happened to hear Mark Steyn, subbing today for Rush, talking about poop transplants.  I thought, "good lord, that couple I talked about last Saturday may win the Nobel!"  Or .. maybe this is an example of the "string theory," where by mentioning it, I created a universe where poop swapping was a good thing?  AWK.  If so, I'll  just blow it up.Pull my finger.

Border Crossing

WELCOMO




The cop did it

Boxer News

Hurried ...
I've got meetings to go too, so I'm flying low and fast here - this via Doug Ross is what I want to hear.

Obamashit

Obanazi Stewart Calls It:
‘Obamacare’ Racist


Doo-Dah Doo-Dah

On Tuesday night's The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Stewart discussed a new book, A New American Tea Party: The Counterrevolution Against Bailouts, Handouts, Reckless Spending, and More Taxes, with its author, John O’Hara. O’Hara drops the O word—"Obamacare"—several minutes into the discussion about whether the tea-party movement is or is not antigovernment.

Stewart immediately jumps on O’Hara’s slip, calling him out on using the “derogatory” phrase and firing back by referring to O’Hara’s book as a “tea-bagger book.” O’Hara stammers for a few seconds and tries to defend his word choice, but concedes to calling it the health-reform bill instead. (It’s a law, by the way.)
EXTRA BONUS ATTRACTION:
That same Obamazine (Newsweek) page contains a link to "The McVeigh Tapes." Obamunist Rachel Maddow plays tape with McVeigh discussing why he blew up a government building.  There will will necessarily be linkage to the Tea Party.