Thursday, June 24, 2010

HACHI - Great Dog Flick

Spot the Psychopath

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Both men underwent the Schlong Institute test for early discovery of predisposition for serial killing (EDOPFSK).  It's simple, 100% effective, and patented, so don't think about it. How does it work?  The subject watches this.  If he does not choke-up; does not pretend a gnat just flew in his eye, does not sniffle, claiming "summer cold,"  shoot him.  The guy on the right, then, is was tomorrow's Ted Bundy. I'm not making this up.

GULP

Accidental condom inhalation
(as opposed to intentional)

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Abstract

A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months. Inspite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceeding four months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non-homogeneous collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Videobronchoscopy revealed an inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.

PMID: 14870871 [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE]

Ya doesn't have to melt all over me!

Al Gore Melting

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Woof

The Road to ...





KA-CHING!

At this point, I'll take Caesar

The Fat Cat Banker
Who Saved the Nation


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JUPITER MORGAN - A caricatire of J.P. from the 1902 book Millionaires of America mocks his ambition with a banner in Latin that reads: Either Caesar or nothing." Morgan's red nose was caused by chronic rosacea.

I've a fascination for American history, and the people who made us a success.  J.P. Morgan is among the most fascinating, and he wandered into my head last night.

In 1895, with the economy hemorrhaging jobs since 1893, the US Treasury was verging on collapse. Worry that there wasn't enough gold to back up paper scrip, caused a run on the banks.  At that time, it was customary for the Treasury to hold a minimum of $100 million in gold reserves.  That minimums had been breached.

President Grover Cleveland had resorted to "wishing" for a magical solution.  He was not, however, willing to listen to J.P. Morgan, who, as a Wall Street banker and capitalist, was anathema to the Democrat party. Yes, them roots are deep.  Morgan was however the only man on Earth who could save the day, and he knew it.

 He took the train to Washington, holed up in a hotel, stating that he would not leave until Cleveland heard him out.  With no option remaining, Grover finally gave Morgan the audience.  In a nutshell, J.P. grabbed the President by the lapels, telling him, You nincompoop, there is but $9 million in gold  in the Treasury.  I know of one person who holds a draft of $10 million against treasury gold.  If that draft is presented, the nation will be insolvent before 3PM.  For God's sake let me forestall this!

Cleveland, agreed to let Morgan help, even as Democrats screamed in outrage.  However, the very news that Morgan was even "on the job," was enough to calm the market and the crisis ended.  Note what public confidence alone can bring about.

In 1907 the nation's chronic gold shortage caused a run on the banks; the New York Stock Exchange was about to go belly-up.  Again Morgan rallied bankers - forcing them to purchase treasury bonds. Morgan risked $60 million of his own money, but it worked. Democrats were outraged that Morgan was involved; worried that he might someday profit from the bonds he purchased.  In 1910 Progressive Democrats took control of the congress, and by 1913 had given us their permanent solution. The Federal Reserve Board.

As a self professed economic tyro, I have two questions:
1.  Why in hell has congress fought like hell to stop a Federal Reserve audit?
2.  Is there any gold in Fort Knox?

Do we want to know the answers? Prolly not, but it's time us Joe six-packs started paying real attention to what these clowns are doing to us.


Definition of Political Correctness

The Winner Is ....

There is an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.  This year's term was "Political Correctness."  The winner wrote:           

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Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret

Betrayus?

Move0n.Org Shreds
"I thought that General "Betray-us" was the guy that Hillary accused of
lying.... and was on the "outs" with the Dems ?????????
" Cuzzin Rickey, earlier

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Hi Rodge

Moveon.org has now scrubbed their "General Betrayus" page. It was there the last time Google cache took a screen shot of it (June 18th), so it was scrubbed sometime in the last few days. If you try the link now (http://pol.moveon.org/petraeus.htm) it goes to MoveOn’s default page.

Moveon.org's blind obedience to Hope-N-Change has trumped their dignity.

Tom Smith
 I read this e-mail from Tom last night.  Because of intermittent power outages (that still continue) I Googled up this article, found it still cached, and saved it before I went black again.  This morning, in preparation for this post, I went back, and guess what?  The Moveon.org cache that I viewed last night is now also gone.  Don't tell me that Soros leftists don't have GOOGLE in their pocket. Oh, I forgot. Not to worry, I didn't save a screen shot, but the whole thing, text, links and all.  Here it is. You're welcome. And, thanks Tom.

Sayanora Bush Tax Cuts

Middle-Class Tax Boost is Broached
A top Democrat signaled for the first time that the party might scale back plans to permanently extend Bush-era tax cuts for the middle class, as deficit worries grow in Congress.

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cuzzin ricky This news was included in today's Cuzzin Ricky Economic Report, by famous economist Cuzzin Ricky.  It's a subscription service that I normally could never afford, but I get a family discount.   He asks the question, "Can any rational person tell me that they didn't see this shit storm coming?"

It is going to get much, much worse.  Our infrastructure is going to decay, and there will be rampant crime in the streets, within our near-term lifetime.  Illegals will roam the streets (they already do, in nearby Oakland)...and they are armed.  Obamafuck now thinks it's a  good idea to trump Arizona law (which most Americans agree with) and  "legalize" them.  That will put a further drain on our social services systems, that will collapse  those as well.

Can't say that it was unavoidable, but these Marxist Progressive assholes sped the process up by about a decade.

Your pensions (if you have one). savings, etc.... aren't going to be worth shit (think Weimar Republic)..... inflated out of sight, and taxed 'til kingdom come, when you withdraw.

I struggle at night, trying to think of what I would do differently if  I were President, and my goal was to bring this country to it's knees in the shortest order possible and totally fuck it up.  I honestly can't think of anything I'd do differently than this Kenyan wetback asshole that sits in the White House today.

"Have a great weekend"

ASIDE: That "Top Democrat" is of course Maryland's Steny Hoyer.  Should something unthinkable happen to Speaker Hankey Pelosi, like falling down an elevator shaft, he is her likely successor as Speaker.  You've heard of Austrian School Economics?  Well, both these turds are from the Baltimore School. Think about that this Fall.