Saturday, July 03, 2010

The classic ski slope.


Boned Jello

With all the news about spillage lately, I thought this appropriate.  I put it here so you'd have workspace.  It took Blogdog less than a day to finish the last one, and there were some tragedies too.  Tim W lost power after 6 days of toil.  Ouch.

Jeff Foxworthy ...

Jeff Foxworthy's

Boned Jello

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4... You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7.. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. Your cousin is president of the United States.

Frank & Evvy

iPhone 4 vs. HTC EVO

Best Buy Wants to Fire Employee
For His iPhone 4 vs. HTC EVO Video

Language warning

Gizmodo doesn't explain the why of Best Buy's visceral response over this video.  I'm left to believe it's because of their vested interest in selling the iPhone.  It does go to the heart of Apple cultists however. Clap Calp Clap
cuzzin Ricky

Public sector unions

The Governor wants to cap annual property tax increases at 2.5%, on the model of the successful cap that Massachusetts imposed in 1980. Over the next 27 years, property taxes in the Bay State rose 22% compared to 68% nationwide and 102% in New Jersey.

The cap is crucial to preventing local Garden State school districts, which are dominated by teachers unions, from raising taxes and thus defeating whatever spending restraint Mr. Christie can impose on Trenton. The unions know this, which is why they've spent some $7 million in TV ads portraying Mr. Christie as the scourge of police, firefighters and children.

Boned Jello

I think it's important to know the identities, so as to dishonor their memory in perpetuity, of America's  rat bastard politicians.   Reading  Chris Christie fights for a cap on property taxes caused me to wonder which RB to blame for allowing public sector workers to unionize in the first instance?  I mean, the idea of allowing inmates to run the asylum is so manifestly an insane circular error,  how did it happen?  Believe me, it's not easy to find the answer, but  Doug Ross knows. 

We can thank a  mayor from NYC, Robert Wagner, for promulgating the initial outrage, and John F. Kennedy for taking his pass over the national goal line.  Come to think about it, aside from being the first good looking American president, this seems to be JFK's single, aside from being assassinated,  legacy.   And a very bad one.  To the pitchforks then!

What the hole?

Gigantic Hole in Space

Boned Jello

  1. Space in Heaven reserved for Nazis, Commies, and other Liberals?
  2. Joe Biden brain scan?
  3. Something Bill Clinton sold to China?
  4. Footprint from the space Yeti?
  5. Obamunist stargate access for undocumented space aliens?
As intriguing as those possibilities are, it could be that "No-one has ever seen a hole like this!

In the name of Madalyn

Atheism, just another religion
USA Today Touts Atheist Summer Camp

In “Summer camp caters to kids of atheists, agnostics,” Meredith Heagney touted Camp Quest as being just like any other summer camp, but she admitted that, while there is an “emphasis on open-mindedness, poking fun at faith isn’t forbidden.”

One teenage camper stated that they “do talk sometimes about how silly … [other] religions are and what they to do.”