Saturday, July 17, 2010

Taking an axe to Maggie

Streep in Thatcher Role

Boned Jello

With fresh  syphilitic sores applied, actress Meryl Streep is set to play Baroness Margaret Thatcher in the upcoming film.   "I'm really looking forward to this," said the actress.  "Did you know that her first name is Margaret, and 'Lady' is just a title, like "His Majesty" Paul McCartney?   Miss Streep stated categorically that the movie will not attempt to make 'political hay, even though she was friends with Reagan.  "But, oh-my,   Good Jesus Christ, right, wotever were the blewdy British blokes finkin'?" asked Miss Streep, using her in-character Cockney accent.


Tee-4 U

OBA MAO

Some time back I did  a post in which an Obama-Mao tee shirt was prominent.  (I'm on the new computer and all the e-mails that would normally have allowed my to find it are - somewhere else.)   Anyway, one of our guys commented that he was, as as he spoke, in China, and they are selling these things on every street corner.(Don't you love the back?  Oba Mao!) 

 Anyway, and here I'm embarrassed, because The Duke Earl's handle was something "gun," but .. you know.  He asked what size;  I answered "biggest they have."  It arrived, along with a "I Heart BJ" model a few weeks ago.  This is my niece.  She weighs 85 pounds. That's the Chinese XXXX-Large sized tee she's wearing.  Anyway, I kept forgetting to ask wee people to model until now.  She wore it down to the pool.  She'll prolly get beat up.  Bastids.Thanks gun.

A peek

Reminds me of something I
don't remember, but wish I did

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sigh

Cheers

Cheerleading Evolution

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12 Inches

Hey Sebelius
Here's Yer BMI
Carl's Jr. tests a 12-incher

Boned Jello

Here's USA Today's lede
Which meal is the most outrageous?
With health and dieting on people's minds more than ever, some fast-food chains continue to buck the trend and give consumers more meat, more calories and more fat than ever before.
If it's "bucking the trend," as Bruce Horovitz quaintly puts "offering choices," then the test market will fail.  Won't it?  Wanna bet onwhether the public accepts this product? 
The fast-food world has proof positive that size matters: a foot-long cheeseburger.

A cheeseburger sold as a foot-long sandwich, with three burgers and three cheese slices, is being tested at 50 Carl's Jr. restaurants in Southern California and 50 Hardee's units in Indiana. That's the same chain that introduced the world to the 1,400-calorie Monster Burger and the Monster Breakfast Sandwich, with 47 grams of fat.

PHOTO GALLERY: More outrageous foods

The move comes at a time fast-food chains are focused on concocting more items intriguingly low in price but large in size. This summer, there's serious foot-long-on-the-cheap mania.

The Carl's foot-long fetches $4 without lettuce and tomatoes, $4.50 with.

Open wide Sebelius.

Finger growths

Growths

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True story: ( except for the parts I made up )

I was looking at a photo of Fred's granddaughter and I noticed this tiny little growth on her little finger.

I was horrified. I didn't want to embarrass Fred, but I couldn't tell what it was. It drove me crazy trying to figure it out until one day I realized:

It was Fred.

This will happen to you.


badanov

Que Des Blondes

Que Des Blondes?

Boned Jello

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?"

"What's a license???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.

"It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.

"Registration... what's that...?" asked the blonde. [Continued]

Stepin Farrakhan

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Good Times: Louis Farrakhan Declares War on ‘Negroes’ at 1997 NAACP Conference


Don't Squeeze

Today's Puzzle
It's a Squishee Embigulator!





If it quacks like a Nazi ...

Daily Obamazi
Obesity Rating for Every American
Must Be Included in Stimulus-Mandated Electronic Health Records, Says HHS

--with appropriate security measures-- of course

If it quacks like a Nazi ....
It's So Realistik!

Girl on Top

“She’s not a serious human being”
Romney advisor on Sarah Palin


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"Girl On Top"

Romney proved he's not a total twit, by twittering that those who had "disparaged" Palin were "anonymous numbskulls."

"She's proven her smarts," Romney wrote. "They've disproven theirs."

Stomp!

Daily Obamazi
Obamacy Shuts Down WordPress
Host With 73,000 Blogs

Cites“a history of abuse”.

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 "It's so realistc!"

4 Jul 16, 2010 at 13:04 by WhatTheName

Wait… so for example, I am a free webhoster. I have a bunch of servers which I use for personal use, but I never use them a lot, so I will sell them for free with advertisments…

Some people use the free webspace to talk about torrents and webaddresses, only 1 person does it. While the other 99 people on my servers are all legal…

So instead of asking me to shut down that one person who is doing illegal things, they need to sue me so the 99 people who did nothing wrong are fucked?

What a crazy country… Glad I not live there. (While I do like being on vacation there ofcourse. :-D )


Achtung!

Unter Aufsicht des Department of Homeland Security, ist diese Website für die Kritik an Staats-und Regierungschefs geschlossen. Unmittelbar für die weitere Verarbeitung zu berichten. Diejenigen auf der Flucht erschossen werden.

Die Obamafurher

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