AOL Underwear?

Worries about a slipped disk

DER DEATH PANELS - and MORE!

And remember when the Obama administration said they would not be “rationing care” in the future? That ol’ “death panels” thing I wrote about last year? Well, do you?

Oslo Stink

The "Diablo Double" Obama wants two Nobel Peace Prizes

Several years ago I purchased from a used books & documents store a pamphlet named "Regler og forskrifter for skjenke Den Fred  medal" From my days in the OSS,  I was able to recognize the document as Norwegian in origin, and roughly translate it. "Rules and Regulations for bestowing the Peace Price."  When I read this AP bulletin today, it was like deja-vu all over again. UNITED NATIONS (AP) — President Barack Obama is exhorting the world to unite around the Israeli-Palestinian peace process, challenging the United Nations to support an agreement that would create an independent Palestine and a secure Israel in a year's time. BINGO! OBAMA is invoking Article Twenty-seven, the automatic Peace Prize  proviso! Remember? UNITED NATIONS (AP) — President Jimmy Carter is exhorting the world to unite around the Israeli-Palestinian peace process, challenging the United Nations to support an agreement that would create an independent Palestine and a secure Israel in a year's time. AP - 1993 Jimmy And Rosalynn Carter in Oslo, 2002 That's right.  Article twenty-seven  states " fremme Israel's utryddelse ved hjelp av gamle "israelsk-palestinske fredsprosessen"  Or "Any US President who works against his own country, or towards the destruction of Israel is an automatic winner!  Case closed.  Obama, having already destroyed the United States is trying for an unprecedented Diablo Double here - two Peace Prizes in the same year.  Carter failed in his bid for the Diablo; Obama; will succeed. That bastard!

Boot Laces

What I See Here ...

Cut out the DI, and what you have is a Scholl's foot deoderant ad.  The second I saw it  however, I remembered this command I actually heard being delivered.  I'm laughing again like I did then.  Note:  While I'm sure they were woman's Army, I am not positive that the drill instructor was  female.

Huggies Incoming"

MEIN GOTT! A Funny Conservative Stand-up

The best 15 minutes you'll spend today  Steve Bridges as Obama

Part 1 Part 2 Stolen from TUA

Ken Blackwell Quote of the Day

QOTD

“ Look, we have become a culture where earning money doesn't entitle you to it but wanting money does. Ken Blackwell ” Marc Miller

Hey Barry, I found the script

MEDIA WARP Republican Contract -1994

The New "MAD MEN" - Democrat Media

Legacy Media; The new MAD MEN No need to jacket this one Carl; he's in death throes ABC's Dan Harris Dismisses Tea Party, Hints: 'Complacency' Is the Big Risk for 'Gleeful' Democrats

“ ABC's Dan Harris on Saturday offered some odd spin in the debate over the Tea Party. The weekend Good Morning America co-host argued that "complacency" was the big risk for Democrats "gleeful" over the anti-big government protesters. Harris suggested, "But some Democrats, including some people in the White House, seem to be verging on gleeful when it comes to the rise of the Tea Party, because the logic seems to be, some of these people have said such extreme things in the past, that they're gonna be easier to beat." [more, MRC] ” What to make of this spate of  left media babbling about "Republicans fearful of election results ..." or, like Harris, Democrats gleeful about prospects to the point of overconfidence?  None of it is remotely  tied to reality (so what else is new?).  I think, certainly, a DNC talking point memo was issued to network heads, about keeping a confident demeanor in the face of what is certain to be a disastrous election for them.  Lower echelon types, like Harris,  then all went to the same upper West-Side dinner party, and in that cloistered environment came away believing  this crap was gospel.  There is no critical thinker in the lot.

So a guy wals into a bodega ..

Today's Illegalphobic Tickle

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CMF's

THIS HOUR'S GREATEST ARTICLE EVER WRITTEN “Wake up! He's a communist!”

“ To put it succinctly, our government is occupied by malevolent, treasonous slime, and it's going to take years to extricate all of them, even with a majority of Americans dedicated to the wholesale eradication of progressivism – which is an absolute imperative. This societal infection  is so profoundly and fundamentally destructive that if I had my way, anyone willing to accept it would be stripped of their citizenship. ” So is nationalism now more "extreme" than communism? Because nationalism is what we need, and communism is what we're getting.

Canada's W-Network

Today's MAD MEN Moment

W Network

Cleveland elects idiots

We invite you to voluntarily register your guns

From the article: “Applicants will need to bring photo identification, specifically a government issued drivers license, passport, Ohio identification card, or military identification. All applicants should bring all handguns unloaded and securely wrapped to the police district of their choice. A police officer will verify the applicant's identification, verify the make, model, caliber, and serial number of the weapon and do a record check on the gun.

Is this bizarre Cleveland gambit a stealth means of establishing the mechanism for mandatory registration?   Or is it the Occam's Razor friendly "just plain stupid,"  solution,  like Gun buybacks?   Sheesh.  What should be done with anyone who volunteers? That's where the 'toon comes in.