Jump in the boat for God's sake!

O wants national ID card for online commentary

“ Federalized security screening at airports has been such a success that President Obama wants to apply the same government "expertise" to the realm of online commerce and commentary.  The White House cybersecurity adviser joined Commerce Secretary  Gary Locke on Jan. 7 to announce what amounts to a national ID card for the Internet. Their plan is straightforward. Instead of logging onto Facebook or one's bank using separate passwords established with each individual company or website, the White House will take the lead in developing what it calls an "identity ecosystem" that will centralize personal information and credentials.  ... Obama's Internet passport ” I forgot who tipped me to this over the weekend, but it's just ... just so over the top, even for this regime,  that I'm speechless, gobsmacked and projectile vomiting.  This old joke will have to suffice. There was a huge flood in a village. One man said to everyone as they evacuated, "I'll stay! God will save me!" The flood got higher and a boat came, and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!" "No" replied the man. "God will save me!" The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house. A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help. "No, God will save me!" he said. Eventually the man drowned. He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"