Thursday, January 20, 2011

There's deja-vu all over again

When there's deja-vu all over again

Feasting the in-laws

I'm remembering when we were youngly married and living in Camp Springs, MD. I had a good job, but we were house poor, and every nickel counted.  On payday we'd treat ourselves to a PAPPY's PIZZA Sundays were dinner at my parent's, and we'd both search the crevices of couches and chairs for loose change.  Every once in a awhile we'd hit the mother lode; enough lootage for the Ranch Drive-In with a six-pack of Natty Boh ($2.10 total).

One killer thing was when the military got a pay raise.  We shopped at the Food Fair, just outside the main gate of Andrews AFB. We had already noted that at the end of the month, when they received their pay, that prices on everything rose, and nothing was on sale for a few days. The gummint pay raise soldered the food hike permanently. We, unfortunately, did not get a corresponding hike, and it hurt 

Once, with a visit from my in-laws pending, we had to float a loan from HFC in order to put on a feed for them.  The big Sunday dinner featured a sirloin tip cooked on the charcoal grill. I had it marinating in a bowl on the drive-way, but when I went out to get it the sumbitch was gone!  I had an inkling, and sure enough found Boomer, our German Shepherd, crouched way in the back of the yard with it.  Fortunately I'd discovered it before Boomer had time to do much damage. After furtively looking at windows, and finding nobody watching, I hosed it down and went forward [actual picture above].  It was as I remember, delicious.  Dog saliva enzymes are good tenderizer.

We now, once again,  find ourselves in a local economy ruled by government paychecks, which are quite generous in these parts.  With inflation looming already here, and once again finding ourselves with a fixed income, I see - as Yogi Berra once observed - deja-vu all over again.  No more parent's couch though.  Did you ever see Fun With Dick and Jane?


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude, I'm way ahead of you. You wear the wig.

Casca

Anonymous said...

I worked near Andrews for a few years and would sometimes shop at that Food Fair on Allentown Road. I learned from some Air Force guys that's where the Air Force One chefs buy the food to serve on board. I'd have thought that they would have had some super secret place to buy it.

Tom Mann

Rodger the Real King of France said...

That's the very Food Fair I spoke of. Our next door neighbor was one of two AF-1 pilots; what stories he told us! Directly across the street lived an AF pilot who flew an executive jet that ferried big shots around - even better stories. Next to him lived the White House chef, who had us - the whole family and in-laws to the White House for a dinner in the executive dining room. The chairs had brass tags on them; I sat in Henry Kissenger's. Wish I'd saved the silverware I stole. (kidding)

B....... said...

You should'a taken the silverware Rodge. It now adorns the Clinton table.....

Rodger the Real King of France said...

10! B

Anonymous said...

My best friend in high schools father was in the secret service , and had a pool pass for Andrews . One afternoon after we had finished terrorizing the pool we took a ride around the base , and wound up on the flight line . We were just standing beside the pickup truck smoking cigarettes , and watching the jets when several trucks full of very unhappy men with M-16's came screeching up ! We were escorted to the main gate , and never got to go swimming again : ) SMIBSID

CDR J said...

When I was in the Naval Reserve, I used to do my two weeks training at the Navy complex in Suitland. Some years I had to stay at the Navy BOQ at Andrews.

One evening, I went out for a walk. I came to a double chain link fence, with nothing but dirt in between - no grass, no trees, no stones nothing. As I walked along, I saw a hangar with a 707 in it, with the US logo. Obviously, it was the plane used for Air Force One. Shortly thereafter, a Security Force jeep pulled up and asked for my ID. I asked them if I was in a restricted area. They said "Not now". How the h*ll do you just wander into a restricted area if there are no signs? (There were signs on the fence, but I was outside the fence.)

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