Thursday, February 24, 2011

But there was a full moon

He promised
A suite at the Waldorf
But delivered
A seat in the Wal-Mart

A suite at the Wal-Mart


Walt said...

Picture kind of makes me feel a little like smiling. At this point, I'm glad for any evidence that there's anything going on, anywhere, because there sure isn't any damn thing going on around me.

Anonymous said...

That reminds me of what I saw once in a men's room in Hellems Hall, University of Colorado at Boulder... yeucch
WV: "crove", as in "I guess they crove each other"

Ralph Gizzip said...

I know what you mean, Walt. The wife cut me back to once a month. But that's OK. A couple of guys she cut off altogether.

wv: press

Anonymous said...

My wife keeps threatening to cut me off but she doesn't know where I'm getting it.

Anonymous said...

Well Tim, now we know...

Kim said...

For us old guys, sex is like childhood. You know it was there, back in the past, and it was kinda fun, but you just can't remember any details.

JMcD said...

"Back to back, belly to belly"

I don't think THAT one is in the Kama Sutra.

Anonymous said...

I would like to do that at Walmart but, not with one of those from "people of walmart" fame.

BTW - what do you think of Chuck Sheen getting whacked? I think it is about time the narcissistic jackass gets a wake up call. Unfortunately, he will coke up and likely end up killing himself - no big loss there.


Anonymous said...

I've attended a lot of meetings in detox centers, jails and halfway houses. If I had a nickel for every smartass who said "I'm special. I'm not like you people," I could retire again.
And the sad thing about it was, most of them were, in fact, not like us. Most of them did not recover.

Anonymous said...

WTH are those plumbers doing in there?

Anonymous said...

Looks like they're checking and cleaning the pipes. That's what plumbers do.


toadold said...

I wouldn't put a bare foot on that floor for all the money in the world.

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