Saturday, February 19, 2011

Fake Doctor Excuses

Fake Doctors’ Notes Being Handed Out at Wisconsin Gov. Union Rally
  “I asked this doctor what he was doing and he told me they were handing out excuses to people who were feeling sick due to emotional, mental or financial distress,” said Christian Hartsock. “They never performed an exam–he asked me how I was feeling today and I said I’m from California and I’m not used to the cold, so he handed me a note.”

Well, it's fraud, and indictable.  Send in the Ohio National Guard
Justin Credible

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

So this doctor supports Obamascare?

Anonymous said...

This doctor would probably harm someone he disagreed with just as easily as he would help someone he agreed with. Obamascare supporter no doubt.

Alear said...

May wanna pick another National Guard there Chief. Ohio hasn't had a good time invading Wisconsin lately.

OSU!!! OUS!!! OSU!!!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Come on Alear - Kent State? Huh? Asshat rioters? LOLing. Kent State?

Anonymous said...

Fun Kent State trivia: DEVO, the guitarist from the Waitresses and my high school science teacher were at Kent state when "it" happened. My science teacher said he was in the library studying, the DEVO bass player (Gerald Casale) knew and standing near one of the people shot. Casale said it was the day he stopped being a hippie.

Alear said...

Oh yeah, Kent State. I was thinking about our recent sojourns there with the No. 1 OSU football team, and the No. 1 basketball team. We didn't fare all that well.

In re your proposition tho, Four Dead in Ohio? That the best they can shoot?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's fraud. But it's non-partisan fraud:

http://www.breitbart.tv/breitbart-gets-a-doctors-note-in-madison/

So, silver lining!

N.O'Really

Anonymous said...

Jeez Louise Alear, what's with all the negative waves? We're due.

Casca

Anonymous said...

The low number of casualties may be explained in either of two ways. 1 -- the marksmanship training in the Ohio Army National Guard was piss poor; 2 -- the the Guardsmen were doing their best not to hit anyone and people were struck as a result of bad luck

My memory of the time is that there were no more violent uprisings on college campi after the shootings at Kent State. The spoiled hippy scum didn't like it when there was resistance to their childish antics.

Brigadier Major Mike

toadold said...

If teacher present fake sick notes then they shouldn't mind fake paychecks.

James Hooker, Nipple Whisperer said...

South Carolina Declares War on the USA .

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

"Hello, President Obama" a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack, in Charleston , and I am callin' to tell ya'll that we are officially declaring war on ya!"

"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news!

How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from Hooters. That makes eight!"

Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over sweet tea, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners."

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Kent State:

Kent State tape indicates altercation and pistol fire preceded National Guard shootings (audio)

There is a long standing tradition to do something from the back of a mob to volunteer those in front to become victims for PR purposes. It's an eggs and omelet kinda thing.

Laurence

Anonymous said...

Snort!

Casca

Snackeater said...

Wisconsin: where they bus their protestors in and their legislators out. If the presence of one Femocrat is all that's necessary, they need to have one Republican switch parties and hold the damn vote already.

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