Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Naked and Tasered

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Naked and Tasered

She was hot, sweaty, slippery and naked.
So we tasered her.

Am I the only one who finds a certain, uh, piquancy here?

Rodger the Real King of France 2/13/2011 09:53:00 AM 13 Comments

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13 comments:

Anonymous said...: Hot, sweaty, and slippery is no way to go through life son. Or daughter.
Tim; 2/13/11, 10:18 AM
Jim - PRS said...: She climbed a barbed wire fence naked! Yeef!; 2/13/11, 10:34 AM
Anonymous said...: Jeepers! Wanna bet who she voted for in 2008?

Brigadier Major Mike; 2/13/11, 11:10 AM
DougM said...: Her side of the story might be kind'a interesting.; 2/13/11, 11:28 AM
Anonymous said...: Doug, just a guess, but whenever I hear crazy shit, I think methamphetamine. It's either that, or she's part of the vast army of deinstitutionalized loons that Jimmy Carter insisted be mainstreamed into our communities.

Casca; 2/13/11, 12:18 PM
Kristophr said...: I don't get it. Why would anyone object to naked crazy chicks bounding about?; 2/13/11, 2:07 PM
Kristophr said...: Well, OK, car theft is kinda beyond the pale, but still ...; 2/13/11, 2:09 PM
Anonymous said...: Kristopher, there is a drawback to every system.

H; 2/13/11, 2:11 PM
Anonymous said...: Sorry not Carter but Nixon closed the Mental Hospitals by removing Fed Support and Changing the commitment laws..Can't Blame everything on Carter but not a bad guess; 2/13/11, 2:42 PM
TimO said...: Taser.... it's a lot faster than Roofies....; 2/13/11, 4:01 PM
rickn8or said...: Makes me wonder if her real crime was stealing and crashing a PO-leece car...; 2/13/11, 4:39 PM
toadold said...: If you have someone that you are having trouble cuffing and who is unarmed your choices depending on equipement allowed, are pepper spray, baton, or taser. While pepper spray will work about 90% of the time there are the 10% who are really high or who are just naturally resistant to it. There is a video of a guy getting sprayed in the face and he just grined and wiped his face off. You are restricted with the baton, assuming you have been indoctrinated, to strikes below the shoulder, no groin shots (can be fatal), and you are supposed to aim for the outside of the thigh to hit the big nerve there, easier said than done. The taser has a better record on putting down those drugged up and/or resistant to pepper spray. It is risky to those with pace makers or certain heart conditions. Nothing is perfect.; 2/13/11, 5:00 PM
Jim - PRS said...: @anon -- I believe it was the Kennedy Administration that changed the laws to which you refer.; 2/13/11, 8:52 PM

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