Monday, February 07, 2011

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Jack LaLanne is dead!


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Reader Chris asked if I'd seen this?  I had not.  I watched Jack LaLanne and his wife peddling his Juicer on QVC  just a few weeks ago. R.I.P. Mr. LaLanne.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

You were wrong every other time someone said they found an African birth certificate, but what the hell, I believe it *this* time.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

WTF you talking about? Oh that. I was talking about Jack LaLanne, but ... since you brought it up.

I'm primarily an aggregator on this matter, inasmuch as I don't actively knock on doors and ask for files. When others do, it's news; some accurate, some inaccurate, and some red herrings planted by Obamunists. There is a TON of it, and a good deal of it has withstood scrutiny, and a lot have raised more unanswered questions (like his Social Security numbers). The were 2-3 African birth certificates that dried up.

There have been scads of lawsuits as well that have gone away, none because they were necessarily meritless, but (laughably in most cases) because a judge ruled that the plaintiff lacked standing to bring the suit.

If Obama trolls offered something to buttress their claim of his Hawaiian birth, I'd post that too. So far there have been just four such items from them (off the top of my head).

- Three variations of a Certification of Live Birth, two of which must be fraudulent (but meaningless even if they were real),
-and a birth announcement in a Hawaiian newspaper that would have been printed if Obama's Grandparents had registered for a COLB, or called the newspaper.

The only unequivocal statements I've made are
1) Obama does not have a Hawaiian birth cert; and
2) I guarantee he doesn't have a Hawaiian Birth certificate.


Ball in your court. Produce a birth certificate, or STFU. BTW, add this to your packet:

"Former Hawaii elections clerk Tim Adams has signed an affidavit swearing he was told by his supervisors in Hawaii that no long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate existed for Barack Obama Jr. in Hawaii and that neither Queens Medical Center nor Kapi'olani Medical Center in Honolulu had any record of Obama having been born in their medical facilities."

Note that the affidavit, unlike anything Obama has produced, is notarized.

Anonymous said...

The reason Barack "Bipartisan" Obama went to the Supreme Court and spent over a million dollars in legal fees rather than show a birth certificate is that he is basely a shy, unassuming type of guy.

He reminds me of Reagan in that way...

Laurence

Anonymous said...

Actually, they are up to 2 (two, for the obumunists)million dollars in protecting this lie.

sparrowhawk of gont

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, Stop trying to put people on the defensive by wanting proof of a double negative. Just because your God says so dos not mean he is not lying.

SherryM

DougM said...

At his treason trial, he will provide proof that he is not a citizen, thereby negating the treason charge.

Anonymous said...

Gold star for DougM.
mary

Anonymous said...

DougM: You just gave me a mindgasm.

Plus, it will also negate everything he signed. It's a fantasy, but I'm going to enjoy it for a while.

AWM

Anonymous said...

The Constitutional Crisis this is about to generate will devastate (read destroy)the Democrate Party.
Think of all the illegal acts this being (definitly not a man)committed.

ron

Rodger the Real King of France said...

SherryM - I went to bed wishing I had used the "double negative" argument, and there you are.

Guffaw in AZ said...

As much as I hate to say it, prior to being a public figure, Mr. Obama travelled on a U.S. Passport.
How is that possible without prior presentation of a valid U.S. birth certificate? Just asking...

Rodger the Real King of France said...

How do you know he traveled on a US Passport? Nobody else does. In 1981, after visiting his mother and sister Maya in Indonesia, Obama went to Pakistan for about three weeks. Leaving aside the side-track issue about "travel advisories," as an Indonesian citizen Obama would have an Indonesian passport. All this could be set straight if Obama produced that 1981 US passport, but he has not.

Kristophr said...

I'm sure his mother, the ditzy hippie chick, also got him a social security card while she was in Hawaii. It didn't take much more than that back then to get a passport.

This wouldn't be the first time some kid who should have been naturalized has found himself stuck because his parents were dumbass flakes.

Anonymous said...

he will provide proof that he is not a citizen,...
in which case we can shift from treason to espionage, leave civilian court jurisdiction for a one week military tribunal (CinC, we are at war, no?) and ...ahem... dispose of the "matter" within two weeks.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

DougM said...

dick,
*snick*
He should'a closed Gitmo when he had a chance, eh?

Anonymous said...

Doug -
should'a closed Gitmo
Wouldn't it be sweet if he ends up there? I wonder if he will know anybody? Whew, what a wet dream!
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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