Sunday, March 27, 2011

The Book of PeTA

PETA Wants More
Animal-Friendly
Language In Bible
Uses a nude Alicia Silverstone to make their point?
ROLL OVER TRUTH
  After they heard that the latest translation of the New International Version of the Bible will now use gender-inclusive language such as "he or she" instead of just "he", PETA saw an opportunity to change one other thing. The organization has petitioned the Committee on Bible Translation to suggest that its next translation remove "speciesist" language, by referring to animals as "he or she" instead of "it." “When the Bible moves toward inclusively in one area...it wasn’t much of a stretch to suggest they move toward inclusively in this area. Language matters. Calling an animal 'it' denies them something. They are beloved by God. They glorify God," Bruce Friedrich, PETA's vice president for policy, told CNN. [Full]
At some point even goofy-bastards deserve having their heads cracked with a Ted William's model Louisville Slugger.  PeTA is way there.

18 comments:

I-RIGHT-I said...

I think I'd use the word "ripe" instead of "plump". In any case I'd pick her if I could borrow one of Roger's ball gags.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't call her plump - I find her figure rather pleasing. As for her politics - she is very ugly - PETA went off the farm years ago and will never return. In any case I would not kick this woman out of my bed.....I know I am a pig and all that.

Bolivar

Anonymous said...

Funny, that: If an Evangelical Christian wanders up to a PiTAN and offers to chat about his beliefs, they scream like it was rape.

But they have no compunction -- hell, not even a gnat's awareness -- about offering to re-write others' beliefs...

Talk about a need for "raising awareness" and "increasing respect"...

e~C

Anonymous said...

So they got no trouble with that "God gave to man a dominion over the inferior creatures..." part?

hm....

e~C

Guncrazy said...

@Bolivar, If you're a pig, I guess she wouldn't kick you out of bed, either...

Ralph Gizzip said...

You can forget getting a blow job from her. She won't eat meat.

Anonymous said...

People Eating Tasty Animals

Hunter said...

PETA exists to amuse and entertain me. Nothing more.

BobG said...

I'm beginning to believe that long-term vegetarian diets cause brain damage; this only confirms my belief.

toadold said...

Vegans, the ones that eat only plant products, oft don't get enough cobalamin (B12) and other B complex vitamins in their diet. A lack of this in the body can lead to permanent nerve and brain damage.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_B12
I regard PETA as a dangerous organization because I believe it is a front organization for ALF and helps sponsor lawfare and violence against the use of animals in drug research.

Wabano said...

The big PETA champion was Brigitte Bardot...in the days, she helicoptered to Blanc Sablon, Qc.
to preach against Seal hunting...wearing a mink fur coat...
There's how many minks in one of these? fifty?

Seal skin make the best fur coats, bar none!!!

The whole shebang was financed by the fake fur industry, anyway,
employing slave labor in some God forsaken nightmarish hell hole.

And nine out of ten executed dogs get killed by PETA owned-government subsidised
so-called "dog shelters"...this is where they get their money, killing animals!

uglyjohn said...

OK.

You do not have to love her politics or her choice of food.

But....

"plump 34 year old has-been"????

My name is uglyjohn and I would give my left *** to eat that plump vegetarian.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I take no prisoners.

DougM said...

Speaking of nudes,
I'd like to hear what Balaam's ass has to say about this.

Unknown said...

If you take into account that she is like 8 1/2 months pregnant, would male semen be classified as animal, vegetable or mineral?

Anonymous said...

http://www.celebritydietdoctor.com/alicia-silverstone-peta-vegetarian-ad/

JMcD said...

Actually, I wouldn't mind meating her.

TheOldMan said...

I missed the "plump" part. Looks tasty to me. If done correctly, she would not have any energy left to spout her dingbat ideas.

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