Color Me Embarrased

Color What?

I am not making this up What?  There's not enough euphemisms for the V-word?  And a V-word coloring book?  This, ladies and gentlemen, may not be the cause of our current corrupted society, but it is a symptom.  A gentleman, or women, will never discuss their private parts, and certainly not in mixed company. Even when being examined, by a doctor,  hems and haws are expected, and proper (My, uh, you know- is dripping).   (I do it here as an academic exercise) Any guy who starts telling other guys jokes or tales that contain the word "vagina," instead of local acceptable argot, will be immediately hooted out ("ohhhh a  va-gi- na").  Most any time a women talks about her vagina in front of a man, it's a flirt. If she uses the prefearble "my p___y" or " my c__t ," she's begging you.   She will, however, have spent the day romping about "nude for world peace," or some crap.  And she will have voted for Obama; so at-your-risk.  You know I'm right, unless you're one of them pussies Note: The above instruction applies only to chance meetings in elevators