Erin's Nipples

“Seven years before the last day, the sea shall submerge Eirin [Ireland] in one inundation” St. Columbeille (6th Century)

Sister Mary Twice-Twisted taught me that in the third grade.  She thought it was a reward for Ireland staying faithful to Rome after the (future) rest of Great Britain went protestant.  You know, better to drown in your sleep than face the four horsemen. Whatever the reason, I always took comfort in the knowledge that I'd be forewarned, and could find a good hiding place.  Now I'm wondering whether St. Columbeille may have screwed up his Islands? How could this happen?  Well, like this. In Columbeille's vision he saw Nippon, which made him think of his girlfriends nipples.  His girlfriend's name?  Erin. (Well, he was dreaming.) That means we may be getting pretty damned close to the 7-year warning.  New 7.1 quake hits Japan