"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
C'mon, how did they get the hood off so quickly-takes me a half a minute fumbling around just to pop it.MMbut it's still funny
The little ornamental girl was cute as a button or something. Shhhhhh.
They owned to prop car and had it parked, waiting for opportunity. It's brilliant.
As a former satellite engineer ...*bwahahahahahaha*They would'a had to do CPR on me after I choked on my own tears or my lungs gave out laughing.Thanks, Rodge!
A few years back , I was doing a job at the Naval Research Lab (next door to the shit plant) . They had just completed some kind of super secret satellite , and were preparing to deliver it to a launch site , when one of our highly skilled govt. employees drove the damned thing right into the roll-up door ! Your tax dollars at work ! WTF ? SMIBSID
I left a data center a year ago where the affirmative action illiterate female Deputy Director bought a million dollar data server a couple years previously. It sat there plugged in with the lights on but never loaded for a couple years. Then one day, the big bosses from back East came in and saw it, and wondered why it wasn't online. It became the hot issue for a couple of months, until they figured out that it was broken. Then they figured out that the support contract had lapsed, management decision... too expensive you know. After a few more months, they realized that it was going to cost major jack to get it going. They pulled the plug, and fired the most competent contractor there, and blamed him.Casca
Great gag. The "Just for Laughs" crowd do put out some good ones, don't they?
By the way,that looks like Sputnik which was actually about 2'dia and 220lb and re-entered in '58.
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