Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Geezers and Gummint Health Care



Coping With Obamacare


Merrily chips in with a plan to help us geezers  cope with Obamacare.  While I think her's is a good idea, this may be a tad more practical.  But thanks Merrily.  When you reach 40, you may understand why.

Filthy Democrats Caused This


So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

Merrily




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah, holding a Mississippi Flush... that's a small pistol and any five cards.

Casca

Kristophr said...

Why four? I'd give her a whole box.

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