Your unobtainium has shipped

Your unobtainium has shipped?

My ideal solution for real Americans, sickened by the state of government, is not centered around secession (although in extremis  that may be the only recourse),  but rather the expulsion of several states that sustain this tyranny.  Why should the husband leave home because his wife cheats on him?   Truth be known, I've always felt it would require a major dose of  unobtainium to work.  But wait!  Occupy DC wants to secede from the United States! This is brilliant!  If the District of Columbia secedes, it is then, under terms of the Lincoln Doctrine, attackable. We can blow the damned place off the map,  and school children will donate pennies to build statues of us for doing it.  And when I say blow the damned place off the map, I mean while congress is in session. USA UAS USA!