I have for years
represented (pro bono) the rights of American entrepreneurs against the
the Tort Law machine. And I'm not the only one who recognizes the
incalculable damage that band of brigands have done to American
business, and the national spirit. So bad is their reputation
that, like Liberals rebranding themselves Progressives, or ACORN to AHCA ( Affordable Housing
Centers of America), the ATLA
was forced to change their name to American Association for Justice
- or " AAJ" (” Just
Don’t Call Them the Suers”).
But I digress.
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But that was in 1978. Now, thanks
to advances
in artificial intelligence, “e-discovery” software can analyze
documents in a fraction of the time for a fraction of the cost. In
January, for example, Blackstone Discovery of Palo Alto, Calif., helped
analyze 1.5 million documents for less than $100,000. |
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Verily, many victims of what I choose to call "Television Shysters" choose to
settle rather than incur the enormous expense of defending.
Software like this may induce more of them to fight
the menace. But wait, there's even more.
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Some
programs go beyond just finding documents with relevant terms at
computer speeds. They can extract relevant concepts — as lawyer John
Edwardian discovered. His computer (H.A.L) evidently recognized
the
true nature of Mr. Edwardian's lawsuits, and took umbrage with his
greed. Interacting with the Giant Food pharmacy computer where
the
lawyer had his prescriptions filled, HAL arranged to substitute
Edwardian's next Thorazine prescription with cyanide. The cause
of death was only discovered after the family arranged for a private
autopsy.
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What? You think I made that up?
See for yourself.
Aside:
Lest there be confusion, I recognize that many lawyers are honest,
decent, and hard working citizens of high repute. Among them,
lawyers in my family, my lawyers, my friends who are lawyers, and the
Barn Army's Advocate Corporal, Chuck Martel.
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