I am so embarrassed

Car Show Game - 1950s You got 83% (40 right out of 48). The average score is 73%

Cuzzin Ricky

The Three Forging Stooges

Tiny Doubles by U K L Lee

U. R. Phucked

Countess Stepburg

Snow's Snow

Snow's Snow

Mutant Giant Eats Obama!

Birth Fraud Discovered

FRAUD this is rush job on breaking news

“   Just Download the long form pdf and open in Illustrator.  The image below shows the pieces, which can be moved around at will.  The person who forged it forgot to compress it into a single layer. - The Real Prince of France ”

The blue border areas are separate components that were past together. My son, who was senior illustrator at AOL before their 2009 shrink-down just called me.  I wasn't even aware that the Kenyan had released the "long form" certificate.  But Ro looked at it he said "I know photo-shop, and this was clearly a fake"  When he opened it in Adobe Illustrator there were the layers that show every step of the forgery.  The idiot who did it failed to compress before posting it.  Download the .pdf here, and open it in Illustrator. Read this smug Salon piece ... . “ So you've spent the last few years constantly asking "where's the birth certificate," and now you have an answer. Do you give up? Do you stop constantly emailing journalists and bloggers accusing them of being part of the cover-up? Do you quit commenting on FreeRepublic? Return your WorldNetDaily survival seed bank unopened? No! Of course not! Professional Birthers have expanded their investigations beyond the question of "where was the president born," because even before today it was quite obvious that he was born in Hawaii. True birtherism -- not the lazy, low-information "I heard he was born in Kenya or something" birtherism of amateurs -- has already gone baroque, asserting that Barack Obama never had or possibly lost his American citizenship for reasons that go far beyond the simple fact of his "birthplace." As Justin Elliott already reported, the conspiracists have other conspiracies developed and ready to explore. And that is how birtherism and its associated theories will live on. The certificate is a forgery  [continued] ” PS ... this is a 1961 certificate issued just a few days after the just released Obama version

John Bolton and the COLB WTF?

Lightning Bolt

“   One issue The Donald has thrust into the public spotlight through the sheer force of his personality is the birther conspiracy, which suggests that President Obama may not have been born in the United States and therefore may not be eligible to be president. Bolton, who does not “have any doubt” that President Obama was born in Hawaii, said that promoting the birther conspiracy is almost a disqualifying issue for a candidate. “I think it’s close to a disqualifying issue,” he said. “Why the president doesn’t show his birth certificate is beyond me. I’ve got my birth certificate. Do you want to see it? I’d be happy to show it to you. But the notion that it’s an issue worth talking about I think is at a minimum overtaken by events and, B, not entirely rational.” ”

There is nobody in government I respect more than John Bolton.  His integrity is unquestioned, his bollocks large. Now, alas, he joins the list of other decent people who've expressed this opinion of Obama's [non-existent, so far] birth certificate.  A list of people I have subsequently asked this single question: What is it that thus convinced you? Nobody so far has answered. Perhaps it's as simple as this: “ Why the president doesn’t show his birth certificate is beyond me. I’ve got my birth certificate. Do you want to see it? I’d be happy to show it to you. But the notion that it’s an issue worth talking about I think is at a minimum overtaken by events and, B, not entirely rational. [...] ” An issue overtaken by events? Not rational? How can the question of a conspiracy to overthrow the United States Constitution, and with it the government it established, be overtaken by events?  Okay, if we're all laboring in a gulag, I suppose that would make the question moot, but that hasn't occurred, yet. Of course Bolton's comments were directed at Donald Trump, whose candidacy Bolton does not take seriously (and, John himself has shown interest in running).  I continue to be gobsmacked by this stance, from people who should know better.  Do they know something I don't know? Or, is it something like this: Because if it wasn't a suicide, nobody could handle what that portends  (about Clinton). That was the answer an anonymous Senator (thought to be Sen, Inhofe) gave in 1994, to a question about the lack of congressional interest in Vince Foster's strange death. So, until something with substance surfaces, that explains the mountain of existing substance questioning Obama's story, I will continue to believe my lying eyes. As should you.

Stonewall Jackson and Nicolae Ceaușescu, for example

"Kill them. Kill them all."

Drudge readers may have noticed these two listings yesterday. The first references a USA Today article that cites a Gallup Poll: “   Still, in the USA TODAY poll, only 38% of Americans say Obama definitely was born in the USA, and 18% say he probably was. Fifteen percent say he probably was born in another country, and 9% say he definitely was born elsewhere. [SHOCK POLL: ONLY 38% SAY OBAMA 'DEFINITELY' BORN IN USA... ^] ” The CNN article, voila!,  has it's own take: “ A new CNN investigation reveals what most analysts have been saying since the "birther" controversy erupted during the 2008 presidential campaign: Obama was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961. Period. While the president has made light of the controversy, the question remains political red meat for some of his critics. A recent CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll showed that nearly 75% of Americans believe Obama was definitely or probably born in the United States. [CNN: Obama could FOIA birth certificate, but 'nothing would satisfy doubters'... ^] ” If you read the (1012 word) CNN piece, you'll learn not a jot more than the DNC media complex was presenting three years ago.  Namely, "Obama's 2008 campaign produced a certification of live birth, a document legally accepted as confirmation of a birth and routinely used for official purposes. "  Well, there actually is something new if you watch their video [Evidence again shows Obama born in Hawaii ] .  The CNN guy (nobody knows their names anymore) claims that, now, any Hawaiian citizen wanting a copy of his full (real) birth certificate must invoke a FOIA (freedom of information act) action, that is both  laborious and time consuming.  That's the first I've heard of that, and if  true, it's recent policy created to give Obama cover.  But, assures CNN guy, Obama could produce his full certificate if he wanted to, but what good would it do?  Obama haters would still say "it's not real."  Unbelievable. Aside.  I am immediately reminded of a recent Anthony Bordain visit to Romania where he recounted the fall of  its communist government.  The government bussed in 100,000+ people to show support for a speech by leader Nicolae Ceaușescu. Sometime during a long harangue of old lies, the crowd turned ugly, and shouted him down.  Ceaușescu and his wife were grabbed and executed three days later on live television. Ahem.

Dehydrated Water

Today's Obama Metaphor