Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The Staggeringly Stupid Debbie Wasserman Test

Debbie Wasserman Pulls her brains out

The unkindest cut of all ...
Republicans think illegal immigration should in fact be a crime!
Rep. Debbie "Wasserman Test" Schultz (D.-Fla.), chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee

Winner of Mosely-Braun Award for Dumb
“ ... and I probably support a president that is pro-Israel.
  At the same Christian Science Monitor breakfast, Wasserman Schultz said, “If it were up to the candidates for president on the Republican side, we would be driving foreign cars; they would have let the auto industry in America go down the tubes.”

The Hill newspaper quickly reported that Wasserman Schultz owns a 2010 Infiniti FX35, a Japanese car whose parent company is Nissan. The newspaper cited Florida motor vehicle records.
And this:
“One of the most tremendous sources of pride for me is that I am the first Jewish woman to represent the state of Florida in Congress. And another tremendous source of pride is that I am a pro-Israel Jewish member of Congress and I probably support a president that is pro-Israel,” 
This is the braniac who taunted Sarah Palin: "... I'm  ready to the next secretary of State because 'after all, I can see Cuba from my house.' "

  And, there's even  more.

Best Ever Dogs



CNN's Phony Poll Data

CNN poll puts Obama approval at 54%
So how did CNN get a rise in Obama’s approval rating?  Considering that Obama’s overall approval rose while his approval dropped on every single issue?
In all seriousness, considering every damned thing that congress wants to take a real-time pulse on, how is it that - and don't even argue the point - how is it that the lib media gets away with salting polls, knowing full well that they're affecting public policy— Kremlin style? If we're to have a FCC, then they ought fine this offense at say, $1B  for the first offense, and impose a mandatory 20 year prison sentence for the chief executive. This is suborning an election straight away; the most serious crime there is in a democracy.

I'm safe

Clubs are Trump

Illinois House approves bill allowing casino in Chicago 

  — Corsi said he'll be closely watching Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel's effort to start casino gambling in Chicago.   He suspects Trump will be a major winner.  [So, Mo Sup walks into a bar.... May 23, 2011]
And there's this:
Phony Esquire Article

Of course all but the mentally deranged are now convinced that the photocopy of a suddenly produced birth certificate - that's being widely questioned  (but only by said deranged)  has ended the debate.  As Al Gore famously still says, "The debate is over.  Every expert agrees that man causes global warming!"  So of course WND, and lapdog Corsi, had no choice but to retreat, tails betwixt legs.  Sigh.  Except, it was all  just a joke.  Haha. Even the poseur saw humor in all this.  Joe Farah, not so much
  ... an example of the most shameful illustration of libel, defamation and tortious interference with a business you are likely to see committed by a major media outlet. It's still there – in all of its infamy. Unretracted. No apology. No offer of recompense from one of the largest and wealthiest privately held companies in the world.

And that's why I am, at considerable expense, filing a lawsuit against Mark Warren, Esquire and the Hearst Corporation – because I believe this attack piece, if unchallenged, will further define down our standards for the politics of personal destruction in the media.
Kerning Kwestion
And that leads me to the cost saving idea of the year.  Hell, of the 21st century!  Rather than spend billions of dollars every year litigating  political disputes, we do this.  As soon as a case is assigned to a judge it will be de facto decided by who appointed that judge to the bench.  Cases being heard by a Carter, Clinton or Obama judge will be decided in favor of the Liberal position.  All others go to Americans.  I believe that if you look at every federal court ruling over the past 30 years, you'll find that this procedure will result in the same result at least 98% of the time.  You're welcome.

Weiner's unfortunate Weiner

Write your own Weiner headline, folks

  It was a busy Memorial Day weekend for Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY), and for lovers of frankfurter-related puns everywhere. TheDC's Matthew Boyle briefs(!) us on the growing(!!) scandal that's been dubbed Weinergate: "The imbroglio started Friday night when Weiner's official 'verified' Twitter account sent a photo of a man's erect penis underneath gray boxer shorts to a woman in Washington State. [daily caller]
Good Eats

Doug Ross was all over this on Friday.
Also, I just watched Andrew Zimmern (Bizarre Foods) exclaim, while watching a pole full of polish sausage being carried into the smokehouse, "The last time I saw so many dangling sausages was in the New York Athletic Club locker-room."

Looking for some good badges here boss

Sarah Palin Is Hurting Republicans Whether She Runs or Not
Some Yahoo from Yahoo

  COMMENTARY | In a political world where perception is everything, Sarah Palin is really hurting right now, according to The Week. The worst part is, she is pulling the Republican Party right down the drain with her.

In the past few weeks, Palin has shown all kinds of signs that she is running for president in 2012. She has bought a home in Arizona, hijacked a ride intended for veterans, released a book and announced a bus tour. All of these things say that she is building toward a run for the Republican nomination...or does it?

Rumors abound that Palin is simply building toward yet another payday. She has no real relevance without the possibility of running to fuel speculation. Could this be Palin simply being Palin?

If Palin is not intending to run for the Republican nomination, then she is simply being selfish blah-blah-blah. 
Selfish I tells ya!  The Humanity!

So I run across what appears to be Yahoo News asshattery; and the title promises  PDS deliciousness ahead.  I dive right in. Honestly, it first appeared to have an A.P. or Reuters leitmotif , but then the style was a bit too ... what's the word — unlettered?  Yes, too amateurish for someone who actually gets paid, and believe me, I know of which I speak.  So I clicked on the Rodney (author)  link for his curriculum vitae. And here they am:

My name is Rodney and I have a lovely wife and two beautiful daughters.  Also, I was the 2008 Ultimate Call for Content Winner, and awarded a Top 100 badge for Associated Content.
Some Yahoo from Yahoo

Well, what the hell?   I've posted better articles than this; like "Barry Soetoro - the corksucker is killing us!," and "Let's hang all them MoFo Democrats." Also, I'm a Top 150 Conservative Websites winner, and some others that I forget, so I need to get on this faux-news wagon and spread some American gospel.  I mean, the Obama Brotherhood already owns AP, ABC, CBS, et al, and I love playing dress-up.  I'm signing up to be a Yahoo Contributor.  And so should you. Maybe I can win some  "Top 1000" ribbons like Rodney. 



Would have been considered pretty outrageous for public consumption , but Carole Landis, Martha Raye, and Mitizi Mayfair sang  SNAFU in a short film made for the soldiers during World War 2.  From  carolelandisonline.com I learned that when she stopped giving in to Darryl Zanuck's sexual demands her career suffered. Although she was an established star Carole was given supporting roles in movies like Orchestra Wives and Wintertime.

On July 4, 1948 Carole had dinner with Rex Harrison. During the evening he ended their affair. Carole was heartbroken and she committed suicide by taking an overdose of Seconal.

According to commenters, "... the skirt is the one she was found in . She was wearing a white peasant blouse, though."  .

That's what prolly what really drove her depression, having to wear the same clothes that long. As for me, I always confuse Carol Landis with Carol Lombard. Now I can see that Landis was prettier.
T. Mann