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14 ELECTION YEAR ONE LINERS If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno~     The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII~   We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office ~Aesop~    If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. ~Will Rogers~    Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ~Nikita Khrushchev~    When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow~   Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ~John Quinton~    Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. ~Author unknown~     Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ~Oscar Ameringer~   I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~    A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~ Tex Guinan~     I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. ~Charles de Gaulle~    Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. ~Doug Larson~    There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen.  ~Will Rogers   .... and COUNTING cuzzin Ricky

Castle Keep

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Castle Keep Bada-Bing Some have asked what I'm going to be  doing in retirement... Well, I applied for a building permit for a new  house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at  various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment  sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood. It would  have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink  trim. The City Council told me; “Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA  HAPPEN!” So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a  'Mosque'. Work starts on Monday. I love this country. It’s the  government that scares the crap out of  me. Ron "I Metzger in St. Louis"

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Geezers Get a Ticket

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example,  my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an “a$$hole.”  He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Kate called him a “sh*t head.”  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012 stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. smibsid

Must be a Fluke

Georgetown slut to speak at Democratic convention

Charles Johnson does a Tom Swift

SMARMY ASSHAT COMEUPPANCES - Charles Johnson Chapter              “Somehow, I doubt that’s going to have much effect on the unstoppable Birthers.” “ I had to visit LGF to see how Charles Johnson, a preeminent "wet-back denier" was handling the “born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii.” bombshell.  If at all.  He did, here. If I was a journalist, I'm not, I would peruse the 727 comments (I am impressed) to see whether dissent is allowed to rear its ugly head on LGF.  For his part Chucky avers— This is hardly the only mistaken mention of his birth in Kenya. Some pretty mainstream sources made this rookie mistake back when Obama was at the start of his political path. Pretty stupid to make anything out of it. So, in a flash, Tom Swift escaped!  Somehow, I doubted it would have much effect on the unstoppable Wet-back Deniers. ”

Solution? Strike the Sixth

ACLU Sues Bloomfield for Display of 10 Commandments

“ Yesterday, the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) of New Mexico filed a lawsuit on behalf of two Bloomfield, NM citizens who seek the removal of the Ten Commandments monument prominently displayed on the city hall lawn. The lawsuit alleges that the monument is a government endorsement of religion and violates the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution as well as the New Mexico State Constitution. In a unique compromise that may find favor with  other municipalities plagued by contentious and disagreeable citizens, the town chiseled out the sixth commandment and killed the two complainants.  The ACLU had no choice but to drop the suit until another citizen petitions them. That appears unlikely. I promised catharsis.   ”

2000 Words

Easy as 1-2-3

“ Just as funny, Grin added this: "Why parody naïve young liberals when you can just let them speak for themselves?" NOT a Parody: Why I'm a Democrat College Democrats of America 2011 Summer Conference ”

Salt and Peppered

Not quite up to Kent State standards —  but a step forward

“ I was stunned and appalled by the UC Davis Police spraying protestors, but struck by how many brave, curious people recorded the events. I took the four clearest videos and synchronized them. Citizen journalism FTW. Sources below. signed Appalled, Stunned and Peppered ” More pepper please   thor

Ass Coach Sandusky

Well,hell. He was just doing his job.

Working the pig farm boss ....

FUN WITH MICHELLE "Let's Move Some Bowels!"

First lady Michelle Obama tours Iron Street Urban Farm, one of the Growing Power farms, on October 25, 2011 in Chicago, Illinois. Earlier in the day Obama snacked on fried chicken skins from a local street vendor. The visits were part of the first lady's "Let's Move Some Bowels!" initiative, which is designed to promote eating and lifestyles in low-income areas. [Parody]

Occupy DC

YAWN

Obama's Snack Time

Campaign Snack Time

Weiner Holder

Finally Got Around To It

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Looking for some good badges here boss

Sarah Palin Is Hurting Republicans Whether She Runs or Not “   COMMENTARY | In a political world where perception is everything, Sarah Palin is really hurting right now, according to The Week. The worst part is, she is pulling the Republican Party right down the drain with her. In the past few weeks, Palin has shown all kinds of signs that she is running for president in 2012. She has bought a home in Arizona, hijacked a ride intended for veterans, released a book and announced a bus tour. All of these things say that she is building toward a run for the Republican nomination...or does it? Rumors abound that Palin is simply building toward yet another payday. She has no real relevance without the possibility of running to fuel speculation. Could this be Palin simply being Palin? If Palin is not intending to run for the Republican nomination, then she is simply being selfish blah-blah-blah.  Selfish I tells ya!  The Humanity! ”

So I run across what appears to be Yahoo News asshattery; and the title promises  PDS deliciousness ahead.  I dive right in. Honestly, it first appeared to have an A.P. or Reuters leitmotif , but then the style was a bit too ... what's the word — unlettered?  Yes, too amateurish for someone who actually gets paid, and believe me, I know of which I speak.  So I clicked on the Rodney (author)  link for his curriculum vitae. And here they am: My name is Rodney and I have a lovely wife and two beautiful daughters.  Also, I was the 2008 Ultimate Call for Content Winner, and awarded a Top 100 badge for Associated Content. Well, what the hell?   I've posted better articles than this; like "Barry Soetoro - the corksucker is killing us!," and "Let's hang all them MoFo Democrats." Also, I'm a Top 150 Conservative Websites winner, and some others that I forget, so I need to get on this faux-news wagon and spread some American gospel.  I mean, the Obama Brotherhood already owns AP, ABC, CBS, et al, and I love playing dress-up.  I'm signing up to be a Yahoo Contributor.  And so should you. Maybe I can win some  "Top 1000" ribbons like Rodney.

Jump in anytime Barry

How Obama could have pleased us who wanted OBL ground up with pork, and everyone else ...

That's right, his budget, the Bin-corpse, and a  giant shredder = happiness.

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