Thursday, September 29, 2011

Why We Win


Private Boris

One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine*...
- From a Soviet Junior Lt's (Cold War) Notebook

* media propaganda

TOP 10 Guns

Top Ten Reasons Why (Some) Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Gun Guy

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

But then, you can have your  cake and eat it too.

  Cuzzin Ricky

Fido and some honey works too ...

JFC! Another damned entitlement.
Ladies, Get the sexual satisfaction you deserve

Zestra Pleasure
I am not making this up.  Last night a commercial came on for ZESTRA  ( After applying Zestra to the clitoris and labia, the effects – the Zestra Rush™ – begin for most women within 3 to 5 minutes and last for up to 45 minutes.).  I know, another expensive substitute for two martinis and a vibrator.  This is how the commercial ended, "Get the sexual satisfaction you deserve."

This is like what happened with N'awlins after the hurricane.  Instead of rolling up shirt sleeves and commencing with the  rebuilding,  people,  used to nanny gummint entitlements, sat around whining about FEMA not reacting quickly enough with their free stuff..  Same thing.    Deserve?  Hey— I deserve a Bugatti Veyron. Am I gong to get it?  Hell no. Not unless I build it myself. Sheesh.

Pandering to the Idiot Classes

Plan Nine From Outer Space

At a fund-raiser in Silicon Valley on Sunday, Mr. Obama took direct aim at one of his potential rivals, Texas Gov. Rick Perry, criticizing his skepticism that there is a human connection to global warming. Mr. Obama also suggested in Seattle that Republican leadership would "cripple" the nation's economic future. [WSJ]

Klan Kreme

I know it's old, but I want this quote in my files.  That Obama would dare make this argument shows just how divided this nation is.  Not politically; intellectually.

Government Service


Tim recently conveyed to me via E-mail something I think we've  all have observed, in some fashion, over the years.

Official Warning

I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought
'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I
understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

I would hope that you are now just as enlightened as I am.

Why isn't the writing in Chinese?

On the premiere of Terra Nova last night, a Redditor caught a glimpse of what the show’s writers see future currency looking like.