Friday, October 21, 2011

Occupy Wendy Sugarman ....

Wendy Sugarman
OWS casualty

Thought Bubble- 'Occupy Wendy Sugarman'

Wendy Sugarman's already fragile mental state has nearly collapsed under the threat of being occupied by hordes of commies and hippies.

Scrub 'n Chew! ...

Your colon's toothbrush
Ooo LaLa!

Ooh la la

I'll have the garden salad.  Uh, hold the celery. In fact, I'm not hungry.  Sorry.

Confederate Flag causes "race war" ....

Racist Politics
Confederate Flag?  I don't think so.

Confedarate Flag

DOWAGIAC, Mich. – Classrooms were noticeably empty at Union High School on Thursday. It’s been almost a week since administrators banned students from wearing anything with the confederate flag.

Since then, things at the school have been tense, “It’s been really hectic, pretty awkward,” Brittany Williams said.

Thursday was a half day for students, Williams and her friend spent the day downtown trying to escape the controversy at the high school.

“They need to stop, they’re doing it on purpose just to agitate people,” Williams said.

To her, it’s not just the Confederate flag she finds offensive, it’s the students who are wearing it and their reasoning behind it. “A lot of them don’t interact with black people,” Williams said. “So a lot of them I think are being racist.”


Since a white student's mother made thirty-two Confederate flag t-shirts for her son to distribute, I'll guess that it was race related.  The smart thing for all schools to do is adopt school uniforms, which have— near as I can tell,  been successful wherever tried.  Of course when the kids start crying about their rights being violated, it's necessary that a responsible adult use a switch on their little derrières, and lay down the law.  That seldom happens because the Liberal culture , which controls these matters, have no responsible adults in their ranks. 

General CartmanAnyway, the Confederate flag did not cause the "race war."  That happened because Liberals and their Black plantation overseers created a controversy oer an icon, where none before existed, for political purpose.  Since the Obamacy, race relations are worse than they've ever been.  Ever! And that's nationwide.  And done on purpose.

When I attended public grade school (first grade) in Chicago, the first fad to hit— before Davy Crockett or the Hula Hoop, was civil war hats.  If your mom bought you a gray one, you were a confederate;  blue a Yankee.  I got gray so I "fought" with the confederates during lunchtime recess.  One kid had a Blue officer's Stetson, and that was so powerful a totem that even the confederates admired him.  That's how easy it is to gain (or lose) status at that age.  Had nothing to do with race, or history.  It was just fun.  Life was fun before this whiny Liberal culture swallowed it up.  Goddamn them all.

Fun with Kids


kidS iN sKoOl

sKool KidS

English teachers across the country submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published annually, to the amusement of our teachers. Here are last year’s winners:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 PM instead of 7:30.

13. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 PM traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 PM at a speed of 35 mph.

14. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.

15. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

16. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

17. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

18. Shots rang out as shots are wont to do.

19. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

20. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

21. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

22. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

23. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

24. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up

  N. O'Really

A girl and her bodyguard

Her Bodyguard

Her Body Guard

Unhinged Biden Incites Rape!

Nodding Joe Explains "if the president’s American Jobs Act does not pass, 'rape will continue to rise' statements.

Noddin' Joe

After one version of Obama’s jobs bill failed to overcome a Senate filibuster last week, the administration has been working to paint Republicans as the ones to blame, and Biden has done so forcefully.

“Well let me tell you, it’s not temporary when that 911 call comes in and a woman’s being raped if a cop shows up in time to prevent the rape,” Biden said Tuesday in Philadelphia, responding to opponents who have called the jobs bill a temporary fix. Read more:

*thought bubble* Woman being raped calls police on her cell phone. 

We have but two explanations for this line of thought.  No more than two.
  1. Joe Biden is the dumbest sob on earth
  2. Joe Biden is that cynical about the intelligence of the American voter
  3. Joe Biden is insane

Either the EPA or The USA survives - not both ....

Time To OWH


Some called it a gaffe when current Vice President Joe Biden was caught on video saying, “No Coal Plants Here in America*(or people will be killed and raped?) ,” during the 2008 campaign. Now, thanks to a bit of curious timing, the Obama administration may be a step closer to achieving that very thing, destroying up to 1.4 million jobs in the progress. The move will also lead to a significant increase in energy prices; however, it may be too late to do anything about all that by the time the information comes to light.

And yet some think Wall Street, not Washington, is the problem. [Full]

*Or "Obama: My Plan Makes Electricity Rates Skyrocket"
Some article comments  I agree with:

BBrianL 90p · 17 hours ago

Obama's destruction of the USA is in full swing. With completion set for October 2012.

Ashrak 119p · 16 hours ago

And yet still, John Boehner is silent. There is Scandal after Scandal after Scandal that would take Barry out of office, and Boehner plays golf, sometimes with Barry.

Heck, not only will Boehner not lead on that front, he won't even cut the money to the Executive Alphabet Agencies that are doing this at Barry's direction.

At what point is it to be admitted that Boehner is just standing down watching this happen, even though he has authority to see it stopped in its tracks?

HopingForHope 136p · 16 hours ago

The unemployed coal workers can all just get jobs occupying wall street. I hear they pay well.

Washington76 125p · 16 hours ago

Obama Stalls Deepwater Drilling Despite Lifting of Moratorium by Sen. David Vitter 10/20/2011

Unhinged Biden Incites Rape!

Biden incites monkey rape!

Warned Of More Rapes And Murders If Jobs Bill Not Passed

Biden provokes Monkey Rape