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Last night, a reporter for the Contra Costa
Times and Oakland Tribune photographed a surprising sign in the window of the Men’s Warehouse Oakland store
The sign reads “We stand with the 99%.
Closed Wednesday November 2.”
That’s the day the
Occupy Wall Street movement in Oakland called for a general strike.
Men’s Warehouse is a
publicly traded corporation (MW on the New York Stock Exchange) that
takes in over $2 billion a year selling suits, with a net profit of
over $67 million last year. So a company that caters to capitalists and
businessmen chose to strike against its customers in support of the
socialist, communist, anarchist movement that has violently clashed
with police in Oakland and has had scores of reports of degenerate
behavior across the country, ranging from numerous rapes to defecating
on a police car. [Occupy
Men's Warehouse, cont]
Given
the Oakland location, it's likely that the store manager indulged her
inner commie here. Nevertheless, she may have exposed Men's Warehouse
executives to charges of criminal negligence ! That's
right. The
concept of turning a business profit may be obscene to the OCCUPY
asshats, but corporate officers have a legal fiduciary
responsibility to
investors! If the company's profits now decline, which is likely
in
this economy (who wears a suit while drinking beer and watching tv in
bed?), here's what to do.
Buy a share of MW.
I'll instruct Barn Army solicitor Chuck Martel to file a class
action lawsuit claiming a buyer disgust causation.
It's a win-win. Chuck gets 50%, I get a 15% finder fee, and y'all
get
the rest. It's the American way. |
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