Today's Lesson - The Debt Ceiling

The Debt Ceiling explained

“ Democrats  don't understand THE DEBT CEILING. Republicans don't understand THE DEBT CEILING. Liberals don't understand THE DEBT CEILING. Neocons don't understand THE DEBT CEILING. Allow me to explain Let's say, you come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood. Your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings. What do you think you should do? Raise the ceilings or pump out the shit? Your choice is coming next November. Don't miss the opportunity. ”    Merrily

Not a Clook ...

I'm not a clook!

Wet-backs and Pedos

Two Ruh-Rohs

Wet-back and Pedo? Alert

A Fine Parody ...

Liberal Asshattery False but Accurate  The Americans With No Abilities Act The World of Tomorrow, as Seen From Yesterday?

“ The definition of "cramming before an exam" takes on a new meaning as this teacher pushes texts through a machine that apportions the information to his students, save for the dunce that is assigned to power the device. In a future of electrification, there is still no power more effective than child labor.  - Villemard's "Utopie" - En L'An 2000 President Barack Obama and the Democrat-controlled Congress are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing." ( Americans With No Abilities Act continues) Thanks to El-Jefe who noted "Not far from the truth..."  Actually, it's so close to the truth that SNOPES, the official Obama spin-doctor and group apologists, were thus  compelled. ”

Democrat Cuts Military Retirement

QOTD "I understand we have to bite the bullet, but it would be nice to see a different set of teeth marks on it every now and again." MichigammeDave CPO(SS) USN(RET), referring to military retirement cuts

If you enjoyed Rathergate, You'll love Politico-Gate

“ Okay, so: Bialek was fired by the NRA in 1997 after working there for six whole months. Then she requested a face-to-face meeting with the president of the organization that had just fired her, to ask about finding a new job. A phone call wouldn't have done it, apparently. And she didn't tell Cain she was there about a job until dinner. And the whole thing wasn't her idea in the first place, but her boyfriend's. And then Cain groped her and told her it was part of the job interview. And she's coming forward almost 15 years later, after a week of non-stop coverage of unspecified accusations by anonymous accusers, on behalf of women everywhere. After Gloria Allred gets her face time, of course. Hm. -Caindemned? See also - Cain accuser has history of financial troubles, legal squabbles ”

Carter's 'Killer Rabbit' Found! ...

Jummy Demands Apology

Quack Quack ....

Obama on Occupy Wall Street: 'We Are on Their Side'

“ Ahem ” Quacks like a duck .....

A bathroom mole?

How Osama bin Laden really died. There's a Mole in the White House?

“ President Obama stepped up to a podium in the East Room of the White House that night to announce bin Laden’s death. That rapid announcement posed a major threat to U.S. national security. “There was a choice to keep the mission secret.” America could have left things alone for “weeks or months … even though there was evidence left on the ground there … and use the intelligence and finish off al-Qaida.” But Obama’s announcement “rendered moot all of the intelligence that was gathered from the nexus of al-Qaida. The computer drives, the hard drives, the videocasettes, the CDs, the thumb drives, everything. Before that could even be looked through, the political decision was made to take credit for the operation.” I just read  Correcting the ‘fairy tale’: A SEAL’s account of how Osama bin Laden really died.   That passage creeps me out, and the more I think about it, the more creeped I get. Which is rather extraordinary at this stage in the game. Let's count the possibilities. There are only three. Obama was so desperate for a success that he jumped all over the chance to say "I did what Bush couldn't" He is the stupidest man ever to occupy the White House He's a mole for the Muslum Brotherhood. ”