Friday, November 18, 2011

Fly Party Civil War

Will the irony ever end?

Beating Hippie to Glenn Miller

Play it again Sam
Cops Beating up Hippies to the Glenn Miller Orchestra

Featuring old favorites:

  • Serenade in Black and Blue
  • String 'em up Earl
  • American Patrol
  • Beat them Daddy, Use the Bar
  • In the Mood to whack-a-hippie
  • At Last
  • Deporting Conchita Marquita Lolita Pepita Rosita Juanita Lopez
  • Arraigned in Room 1411
  • Have Ya Got A Gun, Chum?
  • Little Brown Mug
  • I'm In the Mood - Play it Again Sam

  Alear, via BigFurHat,

Knock Knock Who's There? Natalie Wood ------

Sheriff's Department reopens Natalie Wood case
Hoes in the Outfield
Q: What kind of wood doesn't float? A:Natalie Wood
Q. Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat? A. She wanted to wash up on shore.
Q.What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood could have used? A. A good stroke.
ca. 1981
Natalie Wood Death Dingy
Natalie Wood
( Associated Press )
The inflatable dinghy used by 34-year-old actress Natalie Wood, sits moored after it washed up on the rocks on Catalina Island on Nov. 30, 1981. Patrolmen discovered the actress' body 200 yards off Blue Cavern Point on Catalina Island, 100 yards away from the yacht Splendour, after a seven-hour search.

I fell in love with Natalie Wood after seeing her in 1963's Love with the Proper Stranger, costarring Steve McQueen.  Aside from the tasteless jokes (it's American to joke about tragedies - shhhhhh), I remember rumors that she was involved in a 3-way with husband Robert Wagner (of whom I knew nothing) and Christopher Walken (of whom I knew even less).  Why is this being reopened?  Well, it's Hollywood; this is the 30th anniversary; so do the math.  Damn she was pretty;  looked very much like my future bride. Hmmmm.

Stuff that bounces

More Obama gun tricks ..

Obama Pushing Shooters Off Public Lands

"As I said, I have never favored an all-out ban on handguns. What I think we can provide is common-sense approaches to the issue of illegal guns that are ending up on the streets."
   Candidate Barack Obama, 2008

Filthy Democrats

He was lying of course.  The guy had a documented history of gun-nuttery even then.  As president however, his administration had problems finding these "illegal guns that are ending up on the streets,"  yeah?  His answer was the rubbish Operation Fast and Furious.  It didn't quite work out the way his people hoped, which was to present piles of illegal guns (they had provided to Messican drug gangs)as prima facie.  Anyway, Sid just linked me to Obama Pushing Shooters Off Public Lands .  Say this for the Gomer from Kenya, he has stick-to-itiveness.  

via Washington Whispers

Gun owners who have historically been able to use public lands for target practice would be barred from potentially millions of acres under new rules drafted by the Interior Department, the first major move by the Obama administration to impose limits on firearms.

Officials say the administration is concerned about the potential clash between gun owners and encroaching urban populations who like to use same land for hiking and dog walking.

"It's not so much a safety issue. It's a social conflict issue," said Frank Jenks, a natural resource specialist with Interior's Bureau of Land Management, which oversees 245 million acres. He adds that urbanites "freak out" when they hear shooting on public lands. [Read about the subpoena issued as a result of Operation Fast and Furious.]

Everyone in this Administration ought be on a "wanted poster."

Run you chicken turkey!---

Kid wants to turn a turkey into a chicken

Turning a tureky into a chicken

"Gobble Gobble" - President G.W. Bush




Starter ↓ pistol 
Gun Nuts

I saw this Parenting FailBlog pic of the little girl the other day; it stuck in my craw.  There's a difference between having a healthy (knowledgeable) respect for guns, dogs, male erections, etc,, and growing up being neurotic about stuff.  You tell me which of the two is f'd-up?