Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Making Do !

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Making Do !

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets

You Don't Need No Stinking Pan and a Stove!
(or dishwasher)

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USA UAS USA

The Shiney-Hiney bidet

Yes Johnny, I see you waving your hand, but class is not interested in hearing your spoil-sport question.

BONUS!
In the interest of saving bandwidth (which causes global warming) I'm including this, even better, money saver. Who needs a dishwasher? That's right, the The Shiney-Hiney bidet has a self cleaning barrel that's ideal for rinsing/washing even your dearest porcelain!

How much money have I saved you today? Ahem. You're welcome.

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Rodger the Real King of France 3/22/2012 07:11:00 PM 8 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

8 comments:

BlogDog said...: You're a gotdam genius Pvt. Heloise!

Clever is as clever does drill sergeant!; 3/22/12, 7:38 PM
pdwalker said...: Gaaaaahhhhhh!; 3/22/12, 8:15 PM
Jess said...: It reminds me of cooking with my wife during our dating days. She didn't have a stove, so we made some really good meals with a toaster oven and a hot plate. The coffee pot for pasta never crossed my mind.; 3/22/12, 9:05 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm pretty sure that's the way the Mamasan washed them.

Casca; 3/22/12, 10:56 PM
Anonymous said...: My question is, how does the pasta come out, seeing how coffee pots only heat the water to a bit more than warm these days? I'm guessing it's one huge sticky glob.; 3/23/12, 9:15 AM
BlogDog said...: I hope that the guy who invented the "Mr. Coffee" was able to pass away before seeing this. Or maybe seeing this is what finally killed him.; 3/23/12, 9:34 AM
Anonymous said...: The Shiney-Hiney bidet....Bet if your lady sees that you wind up putting all dishes thru the real dishwasher, or buying new ones.

eating off disposable dishware for a while x; 3/23/12, 12:36 PM
Anonymous said...: Ever cook pasta in a microwave? There are containers such as Fasta Pasta that cook pasta starting in cool water in a few more minutes than using a pot of boiling water. Any microwave safe container will do just leave it uncovered and stir once about half way thru.

Freddie Sykes; 3/23/12, 1:03 PM

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