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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Walgreen's Answer to Sandra Flukes Burden

Perfect Artificial Vaginas

Get it at Walgreen's!

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One wonders— will Obama mandate Obamacare coverage? It would certainly reduce the burden Sandra Fluke has taken on.

oy vey ole' - in comments

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Rodger the Real King of France 3/22/2012 10:57:00 AM 15 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

15 comments:

Jess said...: If I order on of those and dye my hair, I can apply for Secretary of Homeland Security.; 3/22/12, 1:39 PM
george said...: Yes Jess but the carpet must match the drapes.; 3/22/12, 1:48 PM
Anonymous said...: I always thought that she/it looked like Ralph Wiggum.

Casca; 3/22/12, 2:02 PM
Cracker Barrel Philosopher said...: Sandra Fluke (pronounced "fluck") demands equal sex toys for women and free batteries!; 3/22/12, 2:34 PM
DougM said...: • Somebody's gonna market one named The Fluke©.
I mean, before I do.
• Then, there's an opportunity to pair it up with a dildo named... wait for it... the Jack&Jill©.
• Or you could integrate one with a vibrator and name it the JackRabbit©.; 3/22/12, 2:54 PM
molonlabe28 said...: I never thought I would live to see the day when I can find a vagina without a mouth.

I'm liking it already.

But I will leave it to Rodge to Beta test it and post a product review.; 3/22/12, 3:05 PM
renojim said...: $77.00? SHEESH! I can get real vagina for $45.00!; 3/22/12, 3:07 PM
Cheesy said...: "Beat a path" was a LOL choice of words...; 3/22/12, 3:21 PM
Ole Phat Stu said...: Fleshlights cost €50 and up here in Germany; Mrs.Palm and her 5 daughters are free, despite pTerry's ads ;-); 3/22/12, 6:20 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm not trying to be cute, but all vaginas look menacing to me. Well, at least dangerously confusing. True story, I thought my girlfriend's (flappy) labia was her clitoris, and spent foreplay time flapping it about. I am not making that up. I was 25 years old!

Alan from Omaha; 3/22/12, 7:20 PM
Anonymous said...: More from Walgreens

"The Tenga Flip Hole Black provides a tighter interior sleeve for a noticibly different feel from the Flip Hole White."

They have met my girlfriend and my wife !?!?!?

CF in CO; 3/23/12, 2:22 AM
Anonymous said...: Why is it so short?
GrinfilledCelt; 3/23/12, 2:40 AM
Anonymous said...: ...and narrow? Is it expandable?
MM; 3/23/12, 9:12 AM
drew458 said...: Rodge, I'm amazed you didn't post the YouTube video. Sure, it's in Japanese, but so what?; 3/23/12, 9:26 AM
DougM said...: I wonder if these are made with milking-machine technology.
(What? Ohhh, no reason.); 3/23/12, 9:44 PM

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Walgreen's Answer to Sandra Flukes Burden

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