Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Rubenesque

Sunday, May 06, 2012

Rubenesque

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Artist Peter Paul Rubens escorts Doris Marie Johnson from the Flemland airport. The artist told reporters that he recruited her to be his new principal model. "I find Flem women today intolerably skinny. You'd think they were raised in Buchenwald for chrisake! " Miss Johnson hails from Baltimore, in the USA, and said she is "very excited. I was practically raised on his sandwiches."

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13 comments:

DougM said...: I liked Reubens until he was caught wanking in a porn movie theater.; 5/6/12, 10:10 AM
Anonymous said...: ^ SNORT

RE: Miss Johnson, YES. I have dated many and eventually married a woman built like that. Don't knock 'em until you've tried 'em.

AWM; 5/6/12, 10:38 AM
Anonymous said...: Get a woman like that with tattoos! Shade in the summer, heat in the winter, and moving pictures all year long!
Tim; 5/6/12, 10:56 AM
Anonymous said...: Big Plus for Ms.Johnson; *Anywhere you stick it will feel like a bullseye!; 5/6/12, 11:51 AM
Anonymous said...: If she fell from the altitude of those heels; volcanoes would erupt, world-wide....; 5/6/12, 11:56 AM
pdwalker said...: She's built for comfort, not for speed.; 5/6/12, 12:00 PM
Anonymous said...: The liked the police until 3 of them were caught lurking in a porn theater looking for wankers.

Freddie Sykes; 5/6/12, 12:32 PM
TimO said...: Shouldn't he be wearing tall boots and dancing to "Tequilla"??; 5/6/12, 1:56 PM
Anonymous said...: [insert moped joke here]_______________; 5/6/12, 2:37 PM
Anonymous said...: The tits are fake, but the thighs are real. Just sayin'.

Casca; 5/6/12, 2:39 PM
Jess said...: Everyone has different tastes. I think she's lovely.; 5/6/12, 4:27 PM
Anonymous said...: I thought that was Monica Lewinsky when I first looked at her.; 5/6/12, 5:34 PM
Anonymous said...: 1.) Gives "Rubenesque" a whole new meaning.

2.) "The tits are fake, but the thighs are real."
- If you can touch 'em, they ain't fake. Just my opinion, yours may differ.

My question: what's a gorgeous hunk of womanflesh like that doing with a skinny runt like Rubens?

Kim; 5/7/12, 10:30 AM

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