marc miller |
Wednesday, June 06, 2012
9 comments:
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leelu said...
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...if only they really would.
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6/6/12, 12:08 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Why don't they just walk across the ice bridge.
Casca -
6/6/12, 12:12 PM
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Jim - PRS said...
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I'd suggest Greece.
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6/6/12, 12:32 PM
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Skoonj said...
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Maybe those boat people were listening to today's first hour of the Rush Limbaugh show. He is ON FIRE!!!
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6/6/12, 12:49 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Casca, we did not listen to them about global warming and now the ice bridge is no more. They will just have to take their chances trying to cross the shark and pirate infested Great Lakes in their makeshift boats.
Freddie Sykes -
6/6/12, 1:45 PM
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Wabano said...
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They will find a sympathetic leftist government in Ontaree-ooooh...
However, there is only rocks and black spruces north of the Superior.
What they can expect:
Traffic jams waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
Measuring distance in hours.
Switching from heat to AC in the same day.
Seniors driving 100km/h (65 mph) in blizzards without flinching.
Leaving garage doors and front doors unlocked.
Designing Halloween costumes to fit over snow suits.
Preferring winter driving because the potholes are filled with snow.
Knowing that our 4 seasons consist of almost winter, winter, still winter, construction.
Knowing several people who have hit deer more than once.
You overhear someone saying they find -40C a little chilly.
At least seven empty cars running in the Canadian Tire parking lot.
$400,000 Toronto condos that can be confused for government housing.
Liberals.
Down comforters in the summer time.
Major food groups are deer meat, fish and berries.
Heading to a baseball game and parking your car on someone’s lawn.
Getting cut off on the highway by a car that significantly reduces its speed then wonders why you are angry.
Hockey Night.
Completely understanding the phrase, “Could you pass me a serviette, please? I’ve dropped poutine on my chesterfield.”
No longer wearing hats, but tuques.
Realizing “eh?” is more polite than “huh?”
Flannel fashions.
You will consider it a sport to drill through 50-centimeters of snow to fish for your food.
The local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May.
You begin walking like a penguin.
Wearing shorts and a parka at the same time without feeling out of place.
You start a list of Top 5 Places for Moose Meat.
Learning which leaves makes good toilet paper.
Playing road hockey on skates.
Cleaning grease off the barbecue so not to attract bears.
Local newspapers with 1 page for international headlines and 6 pages for sports. -
6/6/12, 3:14 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Rooting for an American team in the Stanley Cup finals, again.
olds-mo-william -
6/6/12, 7:24 PM
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pdwalker said...
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good list Wabano.
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6/7/12, 8:54 AM
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Ace said...
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+1 for Wabano, with one addition:
"When someone steps on your toe, YOU say sorry." -
6/7/12, 12:57 PM
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