KID FIGHT

"KID FIGHT" War in the White House: attorney general Eric Holder and top Obama adviser David Axelrod 'had to be separated' Kid Fight— A Question of Honor BLACK SCREEN Very loud but muffled sound of people near fisticuffs. The sound grows louder, but garbled. Two men stand chest to chest. It's like a school yard fight. The sounds should be painful and raw. Valerie Jarret (O.S.) "Oh Jesus Christ!" Fade in on the two men. It's evident they're in the Oval Office (CGI added) Holder: "That's bullshit, and you know it David Axelrod shuffles his feet, flexes his muscles and snarls a very snarly snarl. Axelrod: "Don't give me that crap Holder. I know you're much too honorable to allow the politicization of the the Justice Dept. That's not at all what I meant, damn you." Holder responds with a sucker punch. Axe's head jerks backward. They grapple. It should sound like they're having sex; flesh pounds, both moaning. Holder (huffing):  "Well just make damned sure you never do anything that would call my integrity into question!" Axelrod spits blood. Axelrod: F**k you. Excuse the language, but I'm not Karl Rove damn you! I'm an honest political consultant! And the President is not George W Bush!  We just want the American people to get a square deal. Valerie rushes in (S.L.) Gets between them, back to camera, and puts a hand on each man's chest. Valerie: Boys, please. This is the Oval Office. The people's office. Take the rough stuff outside! The face of a very pretty young girl with long blond hair. Her face is inches from the CAMERA, the CAMERA is above her, ... That's right, scripted.    Staged to take some heat off of Holder after being portrayed as the most politically corrupt AG in history.  Take it to the bank.