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Sunday, July 08, 2012
14 comments:
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I-RIGHT-I said...
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When will they learn? Nine out of ten men would choose that over sex.
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7/8/12, 1:16 PM
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Juice said...
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You've ruined me. I went for the rollover. ;p
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7/8/12, 1:26 PM
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Juice said...
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Besides, as young bride I learned something decades ago: the way to a man's heart is NOT through his stomach. ahem
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7/8/12, 1:27 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Good call Juice. Aunt Jemima died single.
Tim -
7/8/12, 1:37 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Apparently it not only "rates as a top G.I. favorite", but "rates as a top G.I. favorite with guys who look like insane serial killers or satanically possessed demons in uniform".
I'm sticking with apple... -
7/8/12, 2:00 PM
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Skoonj said...
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He looks like Arnold.
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7/8/12, 2:09 PM
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Jess said...
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A good wife will bring you a slice of banana cream pie after sex. It's an unwritten rule, although too many women refuse to accept the rule.
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7/8/12, 3:49 PM
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DougM said...
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But what did Max Sennett say?
(Trying to stay away from the double entendre.) -
7/8/12, 4:37 PM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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"But what did Max Sennett say?"
*Arbuckle, I believe you, really, but ....* -
7/8/12, 4:49 PM
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Juice said...
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Well Tim, you know I married a submariner.
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7/8/12, 5:00 PM
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Anonymous said...
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My wife's not a good cook but she can make a banana cream - Soupy Sales
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7/8/12, 6:03 PM
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Chuck Martel said...
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My mother used to bake a chocolate chip cake that I was rather partial to.
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7/9/12, 2:30 AM
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Helly said...
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THE ONLY DESSERT RECIPE YOU WILL EVER NEED
I've been reluctant to reveal my invention, because in the wrong hands, I fear it could be used to sexually enslave women. So this is just between us, right?
Put a quart of milk± into a 3qt pot over medium heat. No hotter or it will scorch. Add ¼C sugar and ¼C cornstarch. Stir constantly until it boils for 2 minutes. It will become thick and foamy. Turn off the heat but stay on the burner. Whisk in 2tbsp butter, 3 tbsp cheap instant coffee, and a heaping cup of expensive chocolate chips. Chill the pudding thoroughly, but do not eat any or you will be sorry.
When ready to serve/exploit, put ½C pasteurized egg white and ¼tsp cream of tartar into a KitchenAid bowl and full power whisk until stiff. (The egg, not you.) Spoon in 1C of the pudding and some shredded coconut. Give this a 5 second whirl. Do not blend; variegation is your friend. Now time is against you. Dish immediately. Don't stop to clean up or turn off the kitchen lights, and don't plan on getting any sleep for 6 hours.
You're welcome. -
7/9/12, 1:44 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Sling Banana... uhh huhnnn
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7/9/12, 1:44 PM
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