Sunday, September 09, 2012

Army Bum Sniffer Dog



THIS JUST IN
Working Dogs Smarter than Junior Officers
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Army Bum Sniffer Dog

According to the Times, the top three smartest groups in the Army are brain surgeons, CBRN officers, and JAG Corps attorneys.

The bottom three? First lieutenants, followed closely by second lieutenants, and then military working dogs.

Pentagon sources have confirmed that in light of the article’s findings, Army brass has approved a policy to award Military Working Dogs the rank of Captain upon completion of basic dog training [FULL-Army Times: Military Working Dogs Smarter than Junior Officers]

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          Tim W
9/09/2012 09:12:00 AM 7 Comments

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

The most danger a Marine will ever face is a 1st Lt with a map and a compass.

9/9/12, 12:35 PM
Anonymous said...

Wasn't Casca an officer?
Tim

9/9/12, 1:09 PM
Anonymous said...

That would explain his over abundance of arrogance Tim.....


Dien Cai Dau

9/9/12, 5:36 PM
Chuck Martel said...

I was a JAGster so I will agree with that.

9/9/12, 9:15 PM
toadold said...

The Duffle Blog strikes again. It does even better than the Onion.
My reading indicates that Lt.'s suffer the most casualties but that JAG's cause more because of their influence on Rules of Engagement It might be better to put the JAG's on point in an infantry platoon to get better ROE's.

9/9/12, 9:50 PM
Annoying Mike said...

....or fewer JAGs. A win either way!

9/9/12, 9:54 PM
Anonymous said...

When I was active duty, I remember the military attorney was referred to as JAGOFF. Apparently the acronym generator lacks a filter!
PvtCdr(SS) MichigammeDave

9/10/12, 6:00 AM

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